I'm down bad. It's been a week since we ate Balut on Lowering The Bar and my psyche still hasn't fully recovered. A hardboiled egg with a half born baby duck inside doesn't taste as horrendous as it sounds, but the bar has finally managed to snap my brain completely in half when it comes to eating normal foods.
Chicken, steak, pork, are all a no go at the moment due to the way the smell of the meat reminds me of the little half born bird. Thinking of the duck as a rotisserie chicken was SO FUCKING STUPID in hind sight. I tricked my brain so well by envisioning Balut as normal food, that I've hypnotized my mind into forever thinking normal food is Balut. Not good.
While I'm about to have to be tube fed like a protesting Guantanamo prisoner, the silver lining is I'm clearly healthier than intern Sam who according to Web MD has COVID or a severe form of ass cancer. Yikes. Balut suddenly isn't all that bad. T's and P's for Sam.
Lowering The Bar
The Strongest Punch In The Barstool Office Belongs To ...2
The Most Honest Review Of The Pardon My Cheesesteak You'll Find3
Beaver Anal Gland Whiskey For My Men, Beer For My Horses4
"I Swear We Aren't Eating Penis, It's Pacific Geoduck"
Half Born Duck Eggs Were The Food To Finally Break Everyone's Brain6
FINALLY Trying Balut - A Hardboiled Egg With A Duck Inside7
The Barstool Idol Contestants Eat Balut AKA Half Born Duck Eggs8
Billy Football Vs. Tommy Smokes: Battle for the Championship (Spoilers)9
Lowering The Bar Tournament Championship: Billy Football vs. Tommy Smokes10
Battle For A Trip To The Finals: Tommy Smokes vs. Alex Bennett (Spoilers)11
Lowering The Bar Tournament Semi-Finals: Tommy Smokes vs. Alex Bennett12
Kelly Keegs vs Tommy Smokes: Episode 4 Tournament Recap13
Lowering The Bar Tournament: Kelly Keegs vs Tommy Smokes14
Alex Bennett vs Jordyn Woodruff: Episode 3 Tournament Recap15
Lowering The Bar Tournament: Alex vs Jordyn16
Smitty vs MRags: Episode 2 Tournament Recap17
PFT vs Billy Football: Episode 1 Tournament Recap18
Lowering The Bar Tournament: MRags vs. Smitty19
Barstool HQ Tastes The Beanut Butter Cup20
Lowering The Bar Tournament: Billy Football vs. PFT Commenter21
The Most Dangerous Spectacle In Racing: The Barstool 50022
Barstool Blows Bubbles With Melted Jolly Ranchers23
Lowering The Bar: Chomping Down On Pig Penis24
A Mother's Day Tradition: Guess That Barstool Mom25
NO BURPING Is The Only Rule For The Viral Soda Chug Challenge