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"I Swear We Aren't Eating Penis, It's Pacific Geoduck"

We aren't eating penis, just a clam. Lowering The Bar is about to experience a mouth full of low tide with Pacific Geoduck [Gooeyduck]. This ocean dwelling mollusk is the most schlong looking food without actually being a fat schlong. In fact, the Geoduck Clam is only two parts - neck and body, both acceptable to skin and eat raw. How does Geoduck taste? That’s for Barstool to find out … 

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 The scene from Jackass the movie where they give each other paper cuts on the webbing of their fingers and toes makes my want to jump out a fucking window, so hearing about another man's paper cut penis hole got to me.