When Was The Last Time You Puked At A Bar?
Whether it's a poorly timed group shot of Jameson, or your dumbass-self treating drinking green beer like an all-out sprint to the finish line, puking at the bar is one of the loneliest positions in the world. While you're desperately searching for something to clean yourself, your own friends are beginning to reject you as bouncers start rushing to remove you. Sadness. If only you could hold your liquor.
With COVID restrictions and normal St. Patrick's Day plan's shot, this will be the easiest year to NOT throw up at the bar. I am currently riding a 4-year streak of not throwing up on the side of a bar on St. Patrick's Day, and I am looking to continue. When was the last time you threw up at the bar and where were you?