Indy-Car Racing is one of the most dangerous sports on planet Earth. Going a million miles an hour, just you and your giant balls strapped to a rocket. Office Razor Scooter Racing is no different. Navigating sharp corners, messy piles, and busy coworkers while battling push-off leg fatigue. In honor of the Indy 500 and the Barstool Party tomorrow in Indiana - Lowering The Bar hosted the Barstool HQ 500 to see who is the fastest person in the office.
Nothing but respect to the scooter drivers who competed, no matter how fast or slow. You risk everything every time you hop on your scooter to race.
If you could put $250 on Nate crashing in the Barstool Bets app, you not only now have your ticket to the Barstool 500 party (Machine Gun Kelly, Diplo, Open Bar) but you have money. Win-Win. Even if you lose you still have a ticket to what's going to be an insane party. Go make a bet, come party. I even blogged about some Indy 500 value bets I'm going to make when I'm back home again in Indianaland for the Barstool 500 party.
**PS - either Nate is ashing joints on his computer, or he's blogged so damn hard the paint is wearing off his laptop like the paint on a lead guitarist's ax. Either way, love to see it.
Lowering The Bar
Completely Unbiased Office Review Of Dave's One Bite Frozen Pizza2
Eating Bitter Tropical Island Papaya Shreds3
Back To School With Frog Dissection4
Barstool Goes Full Dive Bar And Gnaws On Pickled Pigs Feet5
Celebrating America By Eating Apple Pie Hotdogs6
Who Can Suck Down A Pouch Of Nostalgia The Quickest?7
Shameful Controversy Plagues The Integrity of Lowering The Bar8
Refusing To Give Up On Summer By Eating Hawaiian Poi9
This Is What Daddy Calls, "Bringing Home The Bacon."10
The Best Live Show Is Feits Suffering11
Barstool HQ Chows Down On Cow Stomach12
Barstool Attempts The Last Dab Hot One's Challenge13
Which Blogger Is The Quickest Typer In The Office?14
How Quickly Can Barstool Bloggers Eat One Hotdog?15
Lowering The Bar: The 100% Not Rigged Ring Toss Game16
I Caught Kelly Keegs Cheating At The Bar17
Who Has The Biggest DILF At Barstool Sports?18
A Tale As Old As Time: Hank Gets Embarrassed In A New Sport
The Greatest Spectacle In Racing: The Barstool HQ 50020
Lowering The Bar: Gulping Down Chunky Grass Jelly Drink21
Lowering The Bar: Chewing 32 Year Old Bubble Gum22
Happy Mother's Day To All The Barstool Moms23
Lowering The Bar: Digging Through The Most Disgusting Ears At Barstool24
Lowering The Bar: Getting Tipsy Off Israeli Liquor25
Lowering The Bar: Cracker Barrel I.Q. Test