Pathetic: The BBC Put Out A Formal Response Explaining They Aren't Mean To Ronaldo Because So Many Losers Complained About Them Calling Him 'Misstiano Penaldo'
Nobody Has Ever Folded Under Pressure Like This Soccer Player Delivering An All-Time Awful Penalty Kick With The Game On The Line
Mental Warfare At Its Finest: Tigres Goalie Pretends To Be A Magician And Pulls A Damn Streamer Out Of His Mouth Before Saving A PK
Minnesota United Goalie Telling Shaqiri He 'Doesn't Have The Balls To Score' On Him Before A PK Is A Bold Strategy (HINT: It Went Terribly)
Worst Owner Ever Kicks His Own Player Off The Field, Guy He Picks Misses Season-Saving PK, Promptly Dissolves Team After Being Relegated
The Jackets/Lightning 5OT Game Just Further Proved How Goddamn Stupid Soccer Is For Using Penalty Kicks To Decide Matches
Venezuelan Soccer Player Misses Penalty Kick And Loses The Tournament, Is Kicked Off The Team As Soon As He Gets To The Locker Room