Gold Cup

'They Hate Us' - Chris Richards Is One Step Away From Being Named Captain Of US Soccer After He Said What We All Know About CONCACAF

'If That Happened In Their Box, For Sure A Penalty' - Mauricio Pochettino Finally Earned His US Soccer Pinstripes After Berating The Refs For Screwing Us On An Obvious Handball

CONCACAF And The Refs Straight Up Fucked The US Soccer Team, Mexico Should Be Forced To Forfeit The Gold Cup

Diego Luna Is Everything US Soccer Fans Have Been Begging To See - Put On A Show While Saving Our Ass Against Guatemala, Sends Us To The Gold Cup Finals

'We're Not Gonna Take That Kinda Shit' - US Soccer Is Finally Starting To Show Heart, Willing To Fight And Be The Bullies Of CONCACAF

Matt Freese Showed Some Gigantic Balls, Slapped Them On The Table In PKs And Saved US Soccer From Embarrassment

Malik Tillman Has Mauricio Pochettino In Awe Of His Game At The Gold Cup, The Type Of Player America Needs For The World Cup Next Year

Chris Richards Saved The USA From Embarrassment, Is Now One Of The Most Important Players We Have Going Into The World Cup

'I Am The Head Coach. I Am Not A Mannequin.' - Mauricio Pochettino Fires Back Again At Christian Pulisic, Isn't Going To Let Players Dictate When They Want To Play

Every Single Person Associated With The USMNT Should Be Mocked For The Ultimate Dogshit Showing, Ruined Any Hope This Team Had Left

More Good Times: USA Soccer Is Embarrassing Itself Again, Limping Ass Backwards Into The World Cup Because We Have Zero Toughness

I Don't Care If It's The USMNT's JV Team Playing In A Tournament Like The Gold Cup, You Can't Fucking Lose To Panama

Say What You Want About Security Guards, But This Was A Solid Open Field Tackle That Even Left DeAndre Yedlin Astonished

Canada Must Have Felt Like Losing Again, Tried To Start A Fight With Team USA In The Bowels Of TQL Stadium After Last Night's Match

USA! USA! USA! Matt Turner Is An American Brick Wall And That's All That Matters

Our Sport: We Got USMNT Players Making History At The Gold Cup As Mexico Soccer Hits A New Low With This Pathetic Flop

Oh, What The Fuck: Gregg Berhalter Is Now Reportedly Set To Be The USMNT Manager Again, Deal Is 'Being Finalized'

Oh, Good - The USMNT Apparently Has No Real Plan For The Future While Having The Most Talented Roster We've Ever Had

This Sacramento News Guy Breaking Down USMNT's Win Over Mexico Makes The 'Boom Goes The Dynamite' Dude Look Elite

Barstool Rundown - August 2, 2021

The USMNT Celebrated Winning The Gold Cup The Only Correct Way - Chugging Drinks And Bringing The Trophy To Vegas Clubs

Having A Whole Celebration To Give Refs Medals Is STILL The Dumbest Thing Going In Sports

The USMNT Golden Generation Is Officially Here And They Can't Stop Embarrassing The Hell Out Of Mexico

BALL DON'T LIE: USMNT Got A Game-Winning Goal In The 86th Minute And Head Coach Gregg Berhalter Went BANANAS Taunting The Ref

USMNT Scored The Fastest Goal In Gold Cup History In Front Of A Top Notch Cup Snake, So, Yeah, Back-To-Back World Cup Champs Coming