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After Spokesperson Finally Admits Its Members Don't Exist, 'The Velvet Sundown', An AI-Generated Band, Has Surpassed 1 Million Monthly Listeners On Spotify

In a Shocking Turn of Events, Klarna (The App That Allows People to Finance Their Burritos Over Four Interest-Free Payments) is Hemorrhaging Money

Apple Is Reportedly Planning To Implant Chips In People's Brains By The End Of The Year

Apple Has Agreed To Pay A $95 Million Settlement In A Class-Action Lawsuit Over Siri Eavesdropping On Apple Users

A Man Decided To Wear His Apple Vision Pro Courtside During Sunday Night's Celtics Game

What Would You Do? Man Working in $3,500 Apple Vision Pro While Riding NYC Subway

Skell Of The Week: This Guy Openly Yanking It On A Park Bench In Broad Daylight

Take That Apple Haters: Man Whose iPhone Was Sucked Out of Alaska Airlines Flight 1282 STILL WORKS

Bad Acting & Scheming Businesses (Free Swim)

No More Read Receipts: Changes I Would Make To The New iPhone

Industry Analysts Are Speculating Apple Should Purchase ESPN For $50 Billion In A Move That Would Certainly Fuck Over Every Sports Fan

Apple Will Be Forced To Pay Users Millions Of Dollars For Slowing Down Older iPhones As Another Conspiracy Theory Is Proven True

SILO Is The Best New Show Of The Year

In Honor Of The iPhone's 16th Anniversary Here Are The Undisputed Top 16 iPhone Apps Of All-Time

A Trailer For A24's Documentary On Steph Curry Has Turned The Internet Into a Bloodbath Over Whether You Consider His Career An Underdog Story

Apple Is Removing "Ducking" From Autocorrect And It's About Fucking Time

The New Apple Vision Pro AR Headset From Apple Is Going To Change Our Lives (Or Turn Us Into Wall-E People)

I Accidentally Stole A Stranger's Air Pods, And I Feel Like Shit About It

Ana de Armas Says She's Been Ghosted By Guys Before And There's Just No Shot In Hell That's True

Some Idiot Just Paid $63k For A First Gen iPhone At Auction When They Could Have Got A Sidekick For Like $200

ALERT! We Got Our First Teaser For Season 3 Of 'Ted Lasso' And It's Time To Ruin That Little Dweeb Nate

Tank's Taste Test Warheads Sour Green Apple Soda

Is Not Knowing Apple Headphones Have A Mic A Sign You Need To Be Put In An Old Age Home?

This High Ranking Apple Executive Lost His Job Today For Liking Big Jacks (Tits), And Telling The World About It

It Sounds Like Apple Is Having Trouble Selling The iPhone 14