Advertisement

Target

"People Are Gonna Say The Targets On Our Back But I Hope It’s Right On Our Forehead Between Our Eyes" - Psycho Joe Is Already In Midseason Form And Ready To Defend His Title

Greenie

Greenie

•
9/5/24
34Comments
"People Are Gonna Say The Targets On Our Back But I Hope It’s Right On Our Forehead Between Our Eyes" - Psycho Joe Is Already In Midseason Form And Ready To Defend His Title

Power Ranking The Best Stores For a Child to Be Locked Inside Of

John Rich

John Rich

•
3/15/24
24Comments
Power Ranking The Best Stores For a Child to Be Locked Inside Of

Target Stores In California Now Have Every Single Product In The Store Behind Locked Cabinet To Prevent Theft

Dante

Dante

•
4/26/23
165Comments
Target Stores In California Now Have Every Single Product In The Store Behind Locked Cabinet To Prevent Theft

LeBron James Says Being A Billionaire Sucks Because He Can't Go To Target And Starbucks All The Time

Big Tennessee

Big Tennessee

•
2/6/23
92Comments
LeBron James Says Being A Billionaire Sucks Because He Can't Go To Target And Starbucks All The Time

Advertisement

Barstool Goes Big Game Hunting
play-icon-circle

Barstool Goes Big Game Hunting

Vibbs

Vibbs

•
2/2/23
1Comments

Don't Call Gillie About Wallo's Thanksgiving Promise To All The Women In Philadelphia

Million Dollaz

Million Dollaz

•
11/24/22
9Comments
Don't Call Gillie About Wallo's Thanksgiving Promise To All The Women In Philadelphia

Target Claims To Have Lost $400 MILLION Dollars To Shoplifting So Far This Year

Chris Klemmer

Chris Klemmer

•
11/17/22
120Comments
Target Claims To Have Lost $400 MILLION Dollars To Shoplifting So Far This Year

BARSTOOL FINANCE: Target Misses Their Own... Well... You Know

Large

Large

•
6/8/22
35Comments
BARSTOOL FINANCE: Target Misses Their Own... Well... You Know

Jesus Should Be Everyone's #1 Overall Dream Dinner Guest

Tommy Smokes

Tommy Smokes

•
2/17/22
21Comments
Jesus Should Be Everyone's #1 Overall Dream Dinner Guest

Fights Wont Stop Breaking Out Over Baseball Cards So Target Is Officially Suspending Selling All Cards In-Store

RDT

RDT

•
5/13/21
26Comments
Fights Wont Stop Breaking Out Over Baseball Cards So Target Is Officially Suspending Selling All Cards In-Store

Target Will *Probably* Replace Macy's On Chicago's Mag-Mile And There Will Be No Complaining Because Target Is Awesome

Carl

Carl

•
3/9/21
Target Will *Probably* Replace Macy's On Chicago's Mag-Mile And There Will Be No Complaining Because Target Is Awesome
The Always Classic Target Tantrum
play-icon-circle

The Always Classic Target Tantrum

Barstool Viral

Barstool Viral

•
12/15/20
Don’t Drink And Shop
play-icon-circle

Don’t Drink And Shop

Barstool Viral

Barstool Viral

•
12/8/20

These Anti-Maskers Invading A Target Have To Be The Most Bored People On Planet Earth

Pat

Pat

•
9/16/20
These Anti-Maskers Invading A Target Have To Be The Most Bored People On Planet Earth

Old Lady* In A Wheelchair Protecting Her Favorite Target From Looters (By Stabbing People.) (With A Knife.) Gets Punched In The Head 100 Times And Blasted With 100 Pounds Of Fire Extinguisher Foam For Her Trouble

Kmarko

Kmarko

•
5/28/20
Old Lady* In A Wheelchair Protecting Her Favorite Target From Looters (By Stabbing People.) (With A Knife.) Gets Punched In The Head 100 Times And Blasted With 100 Pounds Of Fire Extinguisher Foam For Her Trouble

The Incredibly Bizarre Target Twitter Phenomenon

KB

KB

•
1/29/20
14Comments
The Incredibly Bizarre Target Twitter Phenomenon

"Target Tori" Gets $30,000 DOLLARS In Donations After Toolbag Journalist Shames Her For Not Letting Him Steal A Toothbrush

Kmarko

Kmarko

•
1/21/20
8Comments
"Target Tori" Gets $30,000 DOLLARS In Donations After Toolbag Journalist Shames Her For Not Letting Him Steal A Toothbrush

A Journalist Called The Police And Twitter Shamed A Target Employee Because She Refused To Sell Him A Toothbrush That Was Incorrectly Marked $0.01

Kmarko

Kmarko

•
1/18/20
23Comments
A Journalist Called The Police And Twitter Shamed A Target Employee Because She Refused To Sell Him A Toothbrush That Was Incorrectly Marked $0.01

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Stuffed Animal In Target?

Chief

Chief

•
10/24/19
5Comments
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Stuffed Animal In Target?

Florida Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting an Olaf Toy in Target

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

•
10/24/19
3Comments
Florida Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting an Olaf Toy in Target

Hero Woman Gets Unfairly Arrested For Drinking An Entire 6-Pack In A Target Dressing Room

Chaps

Chaps

•
3/11/19
3Comments
Hero Woman Gets Unfairly Arrested For Drinking An Entire 6-Pack In A Target Dressing Room

Hero Woman Takes NASA T-shirts From The Boys Section At Target And Puts Them In The Girls Section

Feitelberg

Feitelberg

•
6/13/17
64Comments
Hero Woman Takes NASA T-shirts From The Boys Section At Target And Puts Them In The Girls Section

Guy Plots To Short Target Stock By Setting Off Bombs At Multiple Stores

Francis

Francis

•
2/17/17
27Comments
Guy Plots To Short Target Stock By Setting Off Bombs At Multiple Stores

A Man At A Target Got So Pissed At A Mom Because She Popped A Tit Out To Breastfeed In A Food Court

Chris Spags

Chris Spags

•
6/15/16
A Man At A Target Got So Pissed At A Mom Because She Popped A Tit Out To Breastfeed In A Food Court

Women Running Around Target Shouting About Their Pro-LGBT Bathroom Policy Is What's Hot In The Mom Internet Streets

Chris Spags

Chris Spags

•
5/19/16
Women Running Around Target Shouting About Their Pro-LGBT Bathroom Policy Is What's Hot In The Mom Internet Streets