The Astros Bludgeoned The Rangers To Death On Their Way To A Record Breaking 50 Hits And 16 Home Runs In A 3-Game Series Sweep
Tonight Former Teammates And Future Hall Of Famers Justin Verlander And Max Scherzer Face Off Against Each Other For The First Time In A Massive Game For Both Their Teams
Last Night Jose Altuve Hit Three Home Runs In Three Innings Against The Rangers As The Astros Re-Took First Place In The AL West
"Shock, Disgust, Happiness, Sweat, And A Little Bit Of Lust Baby" -ESPN's Interview With The Dad Who Committed Fan Interference Last Night Will Not Be Topped All Year
Mickey Mantle + Bo Jackson + Mike Trout? Jasson Dominguez AKA "The Martian" Did Little To Quiet The Insane Hype Around Him During His Debut Weekend
Last Night, Justin Verlander Just Told Alex Cora To "Fuck Off" And Then Promptly Threw 6 Shutout Innings
The Houston Astros Broadcast Team Outed This Fella For What Is Either The Best Or Worst Toupee Of All Time, I Can't Decide
It Was A Decent Tuesday For The Astros As Framber Valdez Tossed A No-Hitter On 93 Pitches Mere Hours After Houston Reacquired Justin Verlander
If You Were An Astros Fan In Dodger Stadium This Weekend You Deserve A Medal Of Honor Because It Looked Terrifying
Super Asshole Rob Manfred Decides Years Later To Admit That He Regrets Not Suspending The Houston Astros
Did The Oakland Athletics Hit José Abreu Because He Ran Around The Bases Too Fast After His First HR Of The Season?
Sorry Philly - Yordan Alvarez Said He Watched His Game-Winning Home Run From Game 6 Of The World Series Once A Night For A Month Before He Went To Sleep
