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BREAKING: CDC Officially Announces Vaccinated Americans No Longer Need To Wear Masks

Barstool Rundown - April 27, 2021

The CDC Released The Least Helpful Guide Imaginable On How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

The CDC Holiday Guidelines: No Signing, Loud Music or Alcohol. Good Luck with That.

The CDC Wants Us To Stop Eating Deli Meat Which Sounds Like The Most Impossible Ask They Could Possibly Have Right Now

The CDC Is Trying To Take Beer League Hockey Away From You

The CDC Is Trying to Cancel Thanksgiving

Hard Factor 9/22: Anarchy Zones, Covid Hoaxes, and The Soft Corner

SCANDAL: Call Of Duty World Champion Parasite Gets Kicked Out Of League For DM'ing Teammate's GF In The Middle Of A Tournament

This Quarantine Remix To 'Gin And Juice' Is BIG Fire

China is Re-Opening "Wet Markets" and Dr. Fauci is NOT Happy

Hard Factor 3/30: US Social Distancing Extended Through April, While Belarus and Space Force Laugh in the Virus' Face

Does Dan Patrick Think American Grandparents Should Consider Dying for the Economy?

Sex Toy Companies Are Now Shipping Free Vibrators All Across America To Help Keep Your Lady Busy During The Quarantine

He Figured Out The Coronavirus Faster Than The CDC

This Reporter Getting Licked During An Interview And Choosing Not To React Is A Goddamn Saint

It's A Thanksgiving Miracle! The FDA Says Do Not Eat Romaine Lettuce, Or If Possible Any Type Of Lettuce, Due To An E. Coli Outbreak

Official Statement From The CDC: Do Not Dress Up Your Pet Chickens For Halloween

Official Statement From The CDC: Stop Washing And Reusing Your Condoms, People

The CDC Regarding The 'Honey Smacks' Salmonella Outbreak: DO NOT EAT THIS CEREAL

This Year’s STD Numbers Are Out- The Winners, The Losers, And A Few Surprises

Would You Be Willing to Contract Zika if You Got Paid $50 Every Time You Jerked Off?

The CDC Tells Women to Stop Drinking Altogether if They Aren't on Birth Control