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If The Bears Do It Right, The Christmas Day Game vs the Packers Will Look Unbelievable

September 20 vs. Minnesota Vikings Theme: Kickoff/Alumni Homecoming by Miller Lite Giveaway: Adjustable Caps  September 28 vs. Philadelphia Eagles Theme: Latino Heritage Month by PNC Giveaway: "Vamos Bears" Wearable Flags  October 4 vs. New York Jets Theme: Crucial Catch & Real Bears Fans Wear Pink 

RIP To An Absolute Legend: My Personal Top 5 Favorite Stacey King Moments

Stacey King wasn't just a commentator for the Chicago Bulls, he was a friend of the entire City of Chicago. Throughout a lot of his twenty year tenure of calling Bulls games they were horrible, but he made them fun. His off hand comments, getting Adam Amin or Neil Funk two very serious commentators 

I Legitimately Don't Care Where The Bears New Stadium Is Or Who Is To Blame For This Entire Process. I Just Want To Watch The Bears Play Football

My fucking life essentially for the past 5 years has been tracking the Chicago Bears new stadium progress. I have been a Chicago Bears season ticket holder since the day I was born and I love nothing more than this team but Soldier Field is an absolute dump. This began as an exciting thing for me wh

Predicament: What is the most amount of money you would spend on a regular season baseball ticket?

This weekend is one of the biggest baseball weekends in Chicago, the Crosstown Classic. Cubs vs Sox on the southside Friday-Sunday. It's always a super rowdy crowd regardless of which stadium it's in and looks like an incredible time. I say looks like an incredible time because I have somehow never 

I've officially become a full on Parrothead and realized Jimmy Buffett lived one of the best lives of all time

Growing up my parents used to play a decent amount of Jimmy Buffett and actually go to see him in concert whenever he was in Chicago or close by. I personally liked his main stream songs but never took a deep dive into his full discography. I loved Margaritaville, It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, Come M

Chipotles CEO says that "You will never be told no to extra portions" Maybe the most out of touch comment of the year?

Let me start off by saying that I absolutely love Chipotle. A staple "fast food" restaurant of mine and always in the rotation since I was young (do you count it as fast food though? It is but it isn't at the same time I feel like). I probably go there at least three times a month, especially when t

The Cubs Start Playing The Best Baseball They Have In Years Just As The NL Central Becomes An Absolute Warzone

Before the season I always like to chuck a future on the Cubs, something fun to track throughout the regular season while watching my boys and this year I was stuck between two. They were essentially the same odds for either A. Cubs to win the NL Central or B. Cubs to get 90+ wins (both around +120)

Happy Derby weekend. The worst but best weekend of my life at the 150th Kentucky Derby

A few years ago I wasn't really into horse racing at all, I threw on the Derby when it was Derby weekend but I didn't really understand the hype. Then this weekend happened and now I cannot live without this weekend.     It's my junior year in college at Illinois State(roll birds) and it was a prett

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And welcome to the Barstool Summer Game presented by High Noon and Draft Kings. I'm your host, Jeffrey Low alongside not Nick today. He uh he resigned out of shame. I think he was just too excited. We made fun of Res. Res is very injured. Uh We think he may have popped something in his knee. Nick re

Barstool Summer Games Presented by High Noon: Day 2

Let the bass kick and welcome to the Barstool Summer games. I'm your host, Jeffrey Low alongside Nick. What's up? What's up, Nick? It's day two of the Barstool summer games presented here by high noon and not just high noon, high noon, real tea. Delicious. Maybe the crisps tasting beverage I've ever

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The Barstool Chicago Film Festival Awards

Introducing, introducing the Barstool Chicago Film Festival, a collection of some of the world's greatest actors and filmmakers of all time. She was a great tennis. Please knock next time dazzling images on a huge silver screen. Somehow. Heartbreak feels good in a place like this. Now take your seat

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Chris Berman Whips Up His Favorite Sandwich | What's For Lunch

Yo Boomer. What's for lunch? Well, I don't know if you went out and caught it yourself, but you got a tuna melt. I got a tuna melt. You're the man. Let's do it. I'm a private chef. Cook for money, guys. Welcome back to Watts for launch. Today's a special episode. We're joined by Chris Berman Boomer.

Nick Turani Causes CHAOS in the Kitchen on Valentine's Day | What's For Lunch

Oh yo, Nick was for lunch. Donny. Donny. Donny. I want a chocolate souffle. I'm a private chef. Cook for money, guys. Welcome back to us for lunch. Nick third appearance on was for lunch. Yeah, that's right. That's right. It's a huge honor. We're just talking over each other. We have zero fucking ch

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What Would Colorado Boulder Students Do For a Deion Sanders Lifetime Contract?

The Barstool Chicago crew had the privilege of going to the Colorado/Nebraska game this past weekend thanks to Proper Twelve Whiskey.  The game itself was awesome. I got to sit next to an older fella who was by himself and was a massive Buffs fan. He said he was around for the 1990 Championship team

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I've officially become a full on Parrothead and realized Jimmy Buffett lived one of the best lives of all time

Chipotles CEO says that "You will never be told no to extra portions" Maybe the most out of touch comment of the year?

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