Phillie Phanatic

There's Not A Mascot In Professional Sports Who Knows Ball Better Than The Phanatic

That Dipshit Blooper Has Already Been Emotionally Shattered By Phillies Fans Online Before The NLDS

Naturally, Philly Had All The Mascots Be The First To Drive Across I-95 After It Collapsed Less Than 2 Weeks Ago

The Phillie Phanatic Is Now Attempting To Assault Players With Hot Dogs, Must Be Stopped

Ken Rosenthal Is Going To Have A Long Night, Gets Bullied By The Phillie Phanatic

Philadelphia's Newest Mascot, Blob, Is Here And He's Hideous And He's Perfect

The Phillie Phanatic Has To Retire If He's Not Going To Kick Thicc Green Man's Ass

The MLB's War On The Phillie Phanatic Has Gone Too Far This Time

John Oliver Is Trying To Buy The Phillie Phanatic In Free Agency And Apparently He Forgets That The British Are Winless Against Philadelphia

The New Phillie Phanatic Just Stole Your Girl And There Ain’t Shit You Can Do About It

The Philly Avengers Are Beginning To Assemble, Ready To Save The World

Realistically Speaking, How Much Would It Cost For You To Take This Body Shot Out Of The Phanatic Belly Button?

This Is Without A Doubt The Hottest Set Of Twins I've Seen In My Life

Time For Green Man?: The Creators Of The Phillie Phanatic Are Threatening To Take The Mascot To Free Agency

On This Date in Sports July 24, 1979: Dandy the Yankees Failed Mascot

Rate Bryce Harper's Opening Day Fit (Spoiler Alert: It's A 10)

All I'm Saying Is The Phillie Phanatic Probably Knows A Thing Or Two About Eatin Some Booty