'Phone In One Hand, Cock In The Other' - Norwegian Soccer Player Scores Ridiculous Goal, Says His Plan Is To Jerk Off All Night Watching The Highlight
Forget The Qualifiers, Forget The Friendlies - No One Is More Prepared For Euro 2024 Than Ivana Knoll
Courts Ruled The Dumbass European Soccer Super League Can Be Played, Will Fail Miserably (Again) After A Bunch Of Clubs Refused To Play In It
Every NBA Team Should Be Tanking For Mohamed Dabone, A Freak 6'9" 12-Year Old Who Is Kicking Everyone's Ass In Europe
Zlatan Being Zlatan: Claims The Only People Who Think Scoring Goals Is Better Than Sex Are Those Who Are Awful At Doing It (Fucking)
There's Only One Move For USA Golf To Make After Rory Guaranteed A Ryder Cup Win In 2025 - Announce Tiger Woods As Captain Today
Team Europe Is In For One Hell Of A Night With Them Already Partying Their Asses Off And Singing About The US Being Terrified
We Got An Old Man Sprinting Across The Green And Jumping Into The Water Because Europe Kicked Our Ass So Bad At The Ryder Cup
'You See My Legs Shaking?' - Max Homa Right After His Gigantic Balls And Putt Kept The USA Miracle Alive
Justin Thomas Keeps Taunting The European Crowd With A Fake Hat Tip, Which Would Be Awesome If We Weren't Getting Our Ass Kicked
The Only Bright Spot And Hope For America Is Max Homa After He Was Talking Shit To The Crowd And Hitting Ridiculous Shots
'I Can't Fucking Hear You' - Sam Burns Chirping The Crowd After Drilling A Putt Is The Only Thing That Can Inspire A USA Miracle
Zach Johnson Has Gotta Be Fucking Joking With This Incredibly Lame Quote About Being 'Extremely Proud' Of What Team USA Did Today
Nothing Sums Up Today's Ass Kicking And Choke Job Like Shane Lowry Celebrating His Heart Out All Over The 18th Green
The Only Thing That's A Bigger Embarrassment Than Team USA Right Now Is Whatever The Hell We're Getting With This TV Coverage
DISGUSTING - European Fans Booed Brooks Koepka So Badly On The First Tee, The Announcer Scolded Them About Respecting The Game
Am I Supposed To Be Scared Of Team Europe Just Because The Internet Is Freaking Out About Viktor Hovland Hitting An Asterisk Hole-In-One Today?
'I'm Mid-Poop And Then I Start Crying' - Sam Burns Getting The Call About Making The Ryder Cup While Taking A Dump Has To Be A Good Sign For The USA
'Very Few' - Brooks Koepka Gave An Unreal Answer About Guys Wanting To Play In Pressure Moments, Need Him In A Match With The Ryder Cup On The Line