There's Only One Move For USA Golf To Make After Rory Guaranteed A Ryder Cup Win In 2025 - Announce Tiger Woods As Captain Today
Team Europe Is In For One Hell Of A Night With Them Already Partying Their Asses Off And Singing About The US Being Terrified
We Got An Old Man Sprinting Across The Green And Jumping Into The Water Because Europe Kicked Our Ass So Bad At The Ryder Cup
'You See My Legs Shaking?' - Max Homa Right After His Gigantic Balls And Putt Kept The USA Miracle Alive
Justin Thomas Keeps Taunting The European Crowd With A Fake Hat Tip, Which Would Be Awesome If We Weren't Getting Our Ass Kicked
The Only Bright Spot And Hope For America Is Max Homa After He Was Talking Shit To The Crowd And Hitting Ridiculous Shots
'I Can't Fucking Hear You' - Sam Burns Chirping The Crowd After Drilling A Putt Is The Only Thing That Can Inspire A USA Miracle
Zach Johnson Has Gotta Be Fucking Joking With This Incredibly Lame Quote About Being 'Extremely Proud' Of What Team USA Did Today
Nothing Sums Up Today's Ass Kicking And Choke Job Like Shane Lowry Celebrating His Heart Out All Over The 18th Green
The Only Thing That's A Bigger Embarrassment Than Team USA Right Now Is Whatever The Hell We're Getting With This TV Coverage
DISGUSTING - European Fans Booed Brooks Koepka So Badly On The First Tee, The Announcer Scolded Them About Respecting The Game
Am I Supposed To Be Scared Of Team Europe Just Because The Internet Is Freaking Out About Viktor Hovland Hitting An Asterisk Hole-In-One Today?
'I'm Mid-Poop And Then I Start Crying' - Sam Burns Getting The Call About Making The Ryder Cup While Taking A Dump Has To Be A Good Sign For The USA
'Very Few' - Brooks Koepka Gave An Unreal Answer About Guys Wanting To Play In Pressure Moments, Need Him In A Match With The Ryder Cup On The Line
Tyrell Hatton Is Getting Loose For The Ryder Cup The Only Way He Knows How - Breaking Down How To Curse And Telling Reporters To Fuck Off
Still Wish Patrick Reed Was An American Ryder Cup Hero After This Quote From Jordan Spieth About Drunk Crowds And Reed Losing His Mind
American Golfer Paula Creamer Understands How Sports Should Work - Wants Ties Banned From The Solheim Cup And Ryder Cup
Elite Athleticism: Montenegro Is Hosting The Festival Of Laziness, With People Laying In Bed For Over A Month Straight To Win A $1,000 Prize
Europe Might As Well Not Show Up To The The Ryder Cup If Sam Burns Steps Up To The First Tee With This Freedom Flow
A River Of Wine Flows Through A Portuguese Village After A 2.2 Million Liter Tank Breaks And I'm Getting Back On A Plane