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'Phone In One Hand, Cock In The Other' - Norwegian Soccer Player Scores Ridiculous Goal, Says His Plan Is To Jerk Off All Night Watching The Highlight

Good Lord man, how many times can you jerk it to your own goal? Sure, it was a sick goal, but I wouldn't call it jerk off material.  Also why are you using your phone to jerk off? You're not sneaking around watching porn here. I found the goal with one simple search, you can do the same on a big scr

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'Phone In One Hand, Cock In The Other' - Norwegian Soccer Player Scores Ridiculous Goal, Says His Plan Is To Jerk Off All Night Watching The Highlight

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