Captain Cons

Co Host of Zero Blog Thirty. Barstool Breakfast’s favorite cousin. Did you know I played football at West Point? Beat Navy.

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Fellas You Should Own A Tuxedo And Stop Being Gross

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Survive Torture- Like Being Suspended From The Roof On A Meat Hook- By Preforming Christmas Plays

Zero Blog ThirtySurvive Torture- Like Being Suspended From The Roof On A Meat Hook- By Preforming Christmas Plays

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My Thoughts On The Iraq War - Not All Was Lost

My Thoughts On The Iraq War - Not All Was Lost

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Family Vacation - Breaking Down The Bracket Buskers Trip To Ireland

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3/18/23 3:50 PM

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Zero Blog ThirtyHow ONE TREE HILL Saved My Life In Iraq

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2/28/23 8:30 PM

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Zero Blog ThirtyUS Troops Are High On Opiates And It Has To Stop

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2/24/23 11:15 PM

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DISGUSTING: Employees Spit In Face Of Boss And Leave Him To Survive On His Own

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Zero Blog ThirtyPeople Are Cooking Steak In The Dishwasher On The Latest Episode Of This Country Is Going To Hell In A Handbasket

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Zero Blog ThirtyThe Super Bowl Storyline No One Is Talking About That Can't Be Ignored

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Zero Blog ThirtyI'm Going To Be A Dad

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Zero Blog ThirtyHousewife In Hot Water - Jen Shah Took Advantage Of Old People And Has To Pay The Piper To The Tune Of 6.5 Years In Jail

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Zero Blog ThirtyNYC-Based Think Tank "Zulu Bravo Tango" Releases List Of Alternate Methods of Electing Politicians

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Zero Blog ThirtyUPDATE: Congress Stinks A Little Less Today As They Are Now Allowing Army Linebacker And Potential First Round Pick Andre Carter II To Enter The NFL Draft In The Spring

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12/20/22 8:10 PM

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Zero Blog ThirtyCongress Is Trying To Destroy An Army Football Player's Dreams

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12/16/22 8:50 PM

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Zero Blog ThirtyNavy Fires Head Coach Ken Niumatalolo

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12/11/22 7:37 PM

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The Dog WalkI Completely Blew It

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12/7/22 4:15 PM

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Zero Blog ThirtyTop College Football Coach Previews Army-Navy And Why This Game Is Special

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12/6/22 8:30 PM

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Zero Blog ThirtyRanking The Christmas Trees In NYC - BONUS - Where To Eat After You See Each

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12/2/22 5:30 PM

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Zero Blog ThirtyUniform Reveal - Army Football To Represent The First Armored Division And They Nailed It

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11/28/22 9:50 PM

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Raccoon Boy Strikes Again - White Sox Dave Openly Discusses A Grotesque Move That Only He Could Do

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11/22/22 3:40 PM

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Uniform Reveal - The navy Football Uniforms For This Year's Army-navy Game Make No Sense

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11/22/22 1:30 AM

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Playing Christmas Music Before December 1st Is A Crime

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11/16/22 4:10 PM

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Coach K Put Me On His List

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11/15/22 4:10 PM

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Zero Blog ThirtyTop 5 Military Movies To Watch On Veterans Day

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11/11/22 5:00 PM

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Zero Blog ThirtyChina Recruits Americans Harder Than Nick Saban

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11/9/22 4:00 PM

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