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People Getting Interior Designers For Their Kids' Dorm Rooms Is America At Her Best

There is a lot to unpack here so let's take it one bite at a time mmkay?  I say "I hate it here" tongue in cheek because even though this "business" makes me shake my head, it also makes me smile.  For starters, I am woefully unqualified to be writing this blog if we are being honest with each other

Michael Jordan Finally Says Something Relatable To Everyday Joes

For those of us who grew up in the 90s, Michael Jordan is a mythical figure. Certainly if you are even older you can appreciate the greatness of Jordan very easily and understand why he is the greatest basketball player to ever live. If you are on the younger side, The Last Dance did a phenomenal jo

It's Monday In July And We Are Close To Football So Screw It - Football Highlights To Get You Through The Afternoon

I tweeted this last week and it dawned on me that most young folks probably have no idea who John Facenda was or his importance to the game of football. From there, I fell down a rabbit hole watching football highlights because it was a Friday in late July and I am now starting to itch for football.

In Defense Of Rico Bosco

I'm going to keep this short and sweet - leave Rico alone. Leave my close, personal friend Rico alone. Ok?   We've been in peace times for quite a long stretch now and it has allowed me to observe two undeniable facts.  1. The internet loves to pile on Rico  2. I completely* understand how Rico's br

Top 10 Summer Movies To See Before You Die That You Probably Haven't Seen...

…but I have and I'm making the list so we are in good hands here. I came to the realization recently that it is less likely for folks under 30 to truly stumble onto movies any more because I don't know really anyone with cable. This was hammered home when I was talking to a 20 year old guy and when 

Life Of A Suburban Dad Volume 4: Identifying The Best Time To Leave For A Long Drive With Small Children PLUS Road Trip Rules

There comes a time in every suburban dad's life when he has to load up the family station wagon, whip out the travel atlas, and hit the open road for hours to get his family to a vacation destination. In some cases, families will fly to their destination but there is something about a good old fashi

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00:00-01:29 Intro
01:30-19:52 The Last 72
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26:09-28:15 The Double Lives Of Suburban Wives
28:16-32:28 White House Ballroom Construction to Continue
32:29-37:12 Mail-In Voting
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Bold American is Made in America and made for you. Two Veterans and a Gold Star sister dive into the Good, Bad, Ugly, and All-American topics. Military, Veteran, Culture Issues and yes…even politics. Bold conversations for all Americans. Hosted by Captain Cons. New episodes each week

From bombs, bullets, and bad guys to politics, pop culture and all things problematic: Bold American Pod is the stories you might know told from a slightly different perspective that was forged through war, wit, and wounds.

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Ballroom Construction Continues, Gambling On Operations, and a Controversial Commercial. BA EP 78

All right, welcome back to a brand new episode of Old American Podcast, presented by Barstool Sports. Me and Rob this week tackling the topics of discussion. There's more news to report on the grand ballroom that President Trump is adding to the White House. More hullabaloo. There is discussion abou

00:00-06:44 Intro
06:45-15:35 The Last 72
15:36-19:11 Oil Prices
19:12-26:35 Trump On The Kennedy Center Board
26:36-36:57 USS Abraham Lincoln Record Long Deployment
36:58-49:10 RIP Hayden Panettiere
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Oil Is On The Rise, The USS Abraham Sets A Record, and Hayden Panettiere Passes. BA EP 77

Welcome back brand new episode of the bold American podcast presented by barstool sports. I just got back to my seat. I had to tinkle. Ryan took offense to that. I don't know if it was the fact that I had the use the restroom. I said the word I had tinkle or what, but she was very disturbed. I'm sit

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00:43-09:30 Ryan's Bone To Pick
09:31-21:04 Birthday Week
21:05-33:12 The Last 72
33:13-37:10 Bills New Stadium
37:11-38:18 Joint Base Lyndsay Graham
38:19-41:10 More Stadium Talk
41:11-01:09:12 On The Spot Roundtable
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On The Spot Roundtable and Ryan's Got A Bone To Pick. BA EP 76

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06:08-09:32 Iran Strikes Resume and Stop Again
09:33-12:30 Idaho Shooting
12:31-15:00 European Border Crisis
15:01-17:45 VA studying GLP-1
17:46-19:53 Lifeguard Ryder Williams Being Honored
19:54-20:45 Trump Wins Club Championship
20:48-01:06:49 Cornelius Queen Interview
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Cornelius Queen Tells Us About The Egyptian American Enterprise Fund and it's Importance. BA EP 75

All right, everybody, welcome back to another episode of the Bold American Podcast presented by Barstool Sports. I'm your man, Cons, Captain Cons, Rob. We'll be on later doing an interview, Ryan out tonight. And we got a whole bunch to talk about. We've got diplomacy that changes by the hour. We hav

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Veterans At This Flooded VFW Post Refused To Give Up, So Now Dave Portnoy Is Matching All Donations To Save It And Rebuild

Last Fall Hurricane Ida ripped through the Philly area & destroyed homes & businesses along the Schuylkill River (don’t ask me how many tries it took to spell that right). Among the destruction was VFW Post 6956 in Gladwyn, right outside the city. Water went all the way up to the ceiling and in the 

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With the US’ Involvement in Afghanistan Coming to a Close, What Does That Mean for Those Who Served and The People of Afghanistan?

today, President Bush issued a statement about what's going on in Afghanistan. He talked about how he believes that President biden is making a mistake and the withdrawal, in the words of the withdrawal is going down. And inside President Bush's statements, it's very hard to disagree with what he's 

NSFW: Blowjob Party For Vets At 'The Sausage Castle'

I realize we're well past Veterans Day & that I already gave a verbal recap of this event for ZeroBlog30, but I'd be remiss not to take advantage of this dreary, rainy, post-holiday Monday in NYC to brighten things up with a little reminiscing.. Thus, the video from my trip to The Sausage Castle's '

Michael Strahan, ZeroBlog30 & PFT Commenter Team Up For A Veterans Day Surprise

First of all, Michael Strahan - confirmed one of the nicest humans on the planet. A military brat himself, he politely laughed at the worst of my jokes like a true gentleman and really took the time to hang out & speak with all of us like we were old friends. And thank you to the staff at Men's Ware

Fat Shaming Is Back In A Big Way

There are moments in Zero Blog 30 where Kate comes off as a big ole softee. When we start talking about the fats, that really brings it out. It is an absolute fact that being fat in the military is frowned upon. You cant do it. Well, you cant do it for long. One of my fondest memories is being put i

Toolie Tuesday: Some of You Sons of Bitches Are Skilled

Tuesdays are becoming my favorite day of the week thanks to Toolie Tuesday and Period Tuesday. All the Stoolie Toolies share with us all the cool shit they've been working on and we post it on our Twitter and Instagram. Last week everything was beautiful, like stuff you'd see on HGTV that was just m

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DIY Goofin: Let's Build A Bookcase

This one was the first build where I needed to apply everything I've learned. We were doing rip fences, circular saws, drills, paint guns, nail guns and a little bit more. All in all, it took nearly a day to complete a bookcase that is HUGE and will last a lifetime. That's pretty cool. I threw out a

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