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I Think I Might Be Old But That's Impossible

One day you wake up and you're single, have some coin in your pocket, and you're ready to take on the world. Then you blink and you're on the doorstep of 40, live in the burbs with your wife and kid, and you're left wondering, "When did this happen?" I think the weirdest part about being where I am 

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I Think I Might Be Old But That's Impossible

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