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The Jenks Report Delivered

Today a guy who has become a friend of the program, a man known by Jenks came by the show to deliver his report after going on dates with a majority of us.

It all started when I answered a DM from a Stoolie offering to take me to a Knicks game and sit 2nd row. What type of real fan wouldn't say yes to an offer like that?! It was a delightful evening seeing my favorite basketball team up close and personal with a genuinely nice, normal dude.

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However, the next day I was out and Big Cat decided to have Jenks call into The Yak to review how I was on a date.

Once others saw he was a normal dude and I had vetted him essentially, they became interested in the lure of courtside seats. Jenks had a mission to infiltrate Barstool Sports and he did it in the form of tickets so good you couldn't say no.

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His hit list was so impressive we needed him to rank all of us as dates. And yesterday he delivered in a big way.

Some interesting findings include: Brandon being unable to do relatively simple math:

Frank the Tank never turning it off or being intimidated by celebrities:

Stu being an absolute zombie at 3am:

At the end of it all, we did a wheel to see who would get the honor/punishment of going in a wet wheel shower with Jenks. Fortunately for me, the trio of Big Cat, Nick and myself won! Unfortunately, Big Cat and Nick used their votes on me which I probably should've seen coming. So I had to shower (clothes on) with my pal Jenks.

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Cath the full Yak here: