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Ben Simmons Is Mister Softee #TrystaWasRight

Sixers opening night 2021 and we're forced to talk about Philly Jesus, Mister Shit Softee, Benedict Ben Simmons. I don't deserve this. You don't deserve this. We all don't deserve this. But we're here, and we'll continue to trudge forward. Why? Because that's what we do. We take our lunchpail to work, deal with the shit, come home to sleep and do it all over again. Eventually this clock will run out. Let's at least try to win some money along the way: 

And buy a Mister Softee shirt/hoodie. Shit,, even Nick Sirianni has added it to the rotation. Allegedly. 

We'll see you at the game on Friday, possibly with pitchforks and torches in order to rid South Philly of all that is unholy. First Time, Long Time is on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube.. Follow/live/laugh/love/subscibe to it all - 


PS - #TrystaWasRight