Cocaine Bear is So 2023. The Present and Future Belong to Florida's Crack Bears, Who Are Breaking Into Homes and 'Tearing Them Apart.'
It's a Sad Day for Democracy as the Politician Who Did Online Porn With Her Husband Has Lost Her Re-Election Bid
Lighten the Fuck Up! A Young Attractive Pregnant Woman in the Crowd Responded to the Aging Politician Seeking Re-Election...
All Hail This Georgia Official Who Went Out on Maternity Leave With a Fake Pregnancy Belly, Non-Existent Baby and Fictional Husband
Chinese Tennis Star Peng Shuai Vanished Weeks After Accusing a Former Politician Of Sexual Assault - Now A Dubious Email "From Her" Has Everyone Terrified For Her Safety
A Colombian Instagram Model Is On Trial This Week Facing 21 Years In Jail For Helping Her Mom (A Disgraced Senator) Break Out Of Prison
You Have To Respect The British Politician That Denied Sending A Tweet That Was Literally Displayed On A Giant Screen Right Behind Him
Shout Out To The Long Island Politician That Called Out His Opponent For Not Respecting Billy Joel Enough
West Virginia Passes A Law Legalizing "Raw Milk." In Other News: West Virginia Lawmakers All Get Very Sick, But Definitely Not From The Celebratory Glasses Of "Raw Milk"
North Dakota Anti-Gay Lawmaker Outed On Grindr Looking To Hook Up With Guys, Also Outed As Having The Worst Text Game Ever
