An OnlyFans Model is Running for Office with a Promise of Free Boob Jobs for All
I consider myself correctly apolitical. Which is difficult terrain to safely navigate your way through these days, when everyone on both sides seems to be screaming at you that if you don't love everything they stand for (and getting screamed at), then you must be with their enemies, who happen to be screaming the same thing at you.
My problem with politics in general isn't that I don't have core beliefs and a philosophy on how things should be. It's that I don't see a single political figure I trust and can get behind. Which is to say I haven't in a long, long time. And until now. I've been searching for a leader I can follow. That we all can follow. And I finally found her:
Source - An OnlyFans model-turned-politician has stripped naked and promised free boob jobs for all women as part of a racy election campaign.
Busty babe Rocio Pino flaunted her ample assets and vowed to offer "t**s for all [women]" if she wins a seat in Mexico's parliament later this week.
Her campaign slogans have also included "Give your mum t**s" and "Because a woman with t**s is an empowered woman".
The heavily-pregnant tattooed beauty, who charges subscribers $114 (£80) a year to access her exclusive content, hopes her raunchy approach will secure a spot in the country's Chamber of Deputies when voting takes place on June 6.
Pino, who goes by the moniker La Grosera - meaning "The Rude One", first gained fame through her OnlyFans page, which now has attracted 59,300 likes.
She is the candidate for the centre-left Progressive Social Networks party, which was founded as a non-profit organisation in 2019 and launched as a political party last year.
The candidate for the state of Sonora in the country's north-west has raised eyebrows with her racy campaign ads, where she appears completely naked, covering her breasts with her hands. ...
Her main election promise is to guarantee free breast augmentation for all women, with women who have undergone mastectomy given priority.
My fellow Americans, it's a damned shame Ricio Pino is running in Mexico and not here. Yes, that is their gain and good for them. But for sure it's our loss. Dear friends, that is leadership. The kind this country hasn't seen perhaps in my lifetime. I mean, tell me she doesn't have one of the great political slogans of all time.
--"A house divided against itself cannot stand" - Lincoln
--"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - FDR
--"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you do for your country." - JFK
--"Give your mum tits." - La Grosera
Even her nickname is ideal for a world leader. Lincoln was The Great Emancipator. Teddy Roosevelt was The Trust Buster. Truman was Give 'em Hell Harry. Reagan was The Great Communicator. Pino is The Rude One.
And her unique brand of rudeness is just what we need to rally behind and hopefully reunite this divided nation of ours. Sadly, she's needed right where she is.
And just so I'm not accused of being one of those one issue voters, let me be perfectly clear that I am no fan of breast implants. While I understand some need them and I'm happy The Rude One's platform puts women who've undergone mastectomies the priority, as a general rule I'm all about God's own handiwork over bags of goo from a lab sewn into your chest. But I can still get behind this cause. Because, like she says, a woman with tits is an empowered woman. Just look at her. And having tits should be considered a basic human right.
Think about it. If our Founding Fathers knew that someday boob jobs would become possible, do you think they wouldn't have agreed with Ms. Pino? They'd have written it into the Bill of Rights, somewhere between Free Speech and the part about how British soldiers can't move into your house. I can't imagine that Jefferson and Franklin wouldn't have imagined a future of big, round, meaty boobs and made sure the right to an ample bosom like La Grosera's was codified into law. It's exactly the kind of thing they risked being hung as traitors for. Give me DD's or give me death, and all that.
So best of luck in the upcoming campaign, Rude One. Not that you'll need it. I dream of a future when we get to elect you Queen of the World. You'll have this discouraged, disaffected voter's support.