Micah Parsons

'We'll Work Through It Or We Won't' - Jerry Jones Thought Micah Parsons Agreed To A New Contract Because Of A Handshake, Never Put It In Writing

Time Is A Flat Circle: The Bears Should Mortgage The Future To Get A Defensive End

Normal Times: We Finally Got To The Point Where Micah Parsons Is Tweeting About 'One Last Time', Cowboys Fans Losing Their Shit

Never Stop Talking: Jerry And Stephen Jones Haven't Missed A Step, Once Again Publicly Insulted Micah Parsons And His Contract Situation

The Hardest Job in the NFL is Being Jerry Jones' Kid and Having to Do Damage Control Every Time He Opens His Mouth

The Good News For Dallas Cowboys Fans Is That Micah Parsons Is Absolutely Fed Up With Jerry Jones' Shit

Keep Jerry Jones Forever - Randomly Started Insulting His Own Players While Ranting About Giving Micah Parsons A New Contract

The Bears Need To Cut The Shit Trying To Plug Their Offensive Line Holes With Bubble Gum And Just Sign A Squad Of Sumo Wrestlers

Congratulations To The Dallas Cowboys, Who Micah Parsons Declares Have Already Won Next Year's Super Bowl

Micah Parsons Makes A Great Point. The Cowboys Could Have Won That Game Against The Eagles "If You Take Away The Scoreboard"

Micah Parsons, Bad Teammate, Is Rooting Against The Cowboys Making The Playoffs Because "Fuck Philly"

It's Safe To Assume Micah Parsons Absolutely Despises The Dallas Cowboys

The Irony Of Mike McCarthy Having A Shade Up To Block The Sun From Blasting In His Face During His Post Game Presser Is So Cowboys It Hurts

Is It Really Too Much To Ask For A Player To Not Go On A Rival Opponent's Podcast Immediately After A Humiliating Loss?

'He's A Cowboy, He's Naturally Delusional' - Perfect Time To Remind Everyone That CJ Stroud Mocked Micah Parsons About NFL Guys Playing In The NBA

Delusional: Micah Parsons Doesn't Think There's A QB In The AFC Outside Of Mahomes Who Has Done Anything To Deserve More Credit Than Dak

Don't Let The Playoffs Distract You From The Cowboys Shit Show And Dak Prescott's Brother Publicly Saying He Wants Him To Leave Dallas

The NFL Is Encouraging Players To Play Flag Football At The 2028 Olympics And Micah Parsons Is Looking To Put Together A Superteam

Good News For Cowboys Fans: Micah Parsons Doesn't Believe In Scoreboards Or Anything Else That Happens On The Field

First Rule of Cowboys Training Camp Fight Club: Talk About Cowboys Training Camp Fight Club

NFL Training Camp Fights Are In Serious Danger Of Jumping The Shark

Micah Parsons Was "Sick To His Stomach" After The Eagles Drafted Jalen Carter, Clearly Wants To Be In Philly

'These Damn Kumbaya Kids Are Sickening' - Bart Scott Blasting Micah Parsons On 'Get Up', Further Proving How Pathetic It Is To Root For Your Rival

In Defense Of Micah Parsons, He's Not Wrong. Everybody Should Be Rooting For The Eagles In The Super Bowl

It's Extremely Disheartening And Sad To See An NFL Player Get Rattled By A Sick, Miserable, Human Rain Delay Blogger