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It's Extremely Disheartening And Sad To See An NFL Player Get Rattled By A Sick, Miserable, Human Rain Delay Blogger

I didn't think much when I wrote the original blog. A chance to make fun of the Cowboys while standing my ground on rooting for rivals to win is dumb. But here we are. Micah Parsons waited a few days and waited until 2am to finally respond. Tough look if you ask me. Lack of accomplishments? Think again, pal. 

Not everyone gets that nickname. Accomplishment 1. 

Accomplishment 2 is knowing the fact I'm right. Parsons using the same tired old bullshit ramble just confirms that a human rain delay can rattle some brains. I said it before, I'll say it again. I don't give a shit that Micah Parsons grew up in Harrisburg. I don't care if he's friends with people on the Eagles. You don't publicly say you want a heated rival to win the Super Bowl for the division. That simple. Eli Manning proves that to be the case - you know, a real Super Bowl winner. 

As for Micah, I have no shame either. Call me a miserable human, I will cheer against teams I hate until the day I die. Just wanting to clarify though. This is the same Micah Parsons right? 

Now if you don't mind me, I gotta get back to some things.

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