Smart Move: JJ Watt Told Demeco Ryans He'll Come Out Of Retirement And Play For The Texans If The Team Decides To Call Him
Rivalries Never Die: The Titans Apparently Made The Texans Agree To Only Use A Certain Percentage Of 'H-Town Blue' In Their New Jerseys
Normal Day In The NFL: The Texans Don't Have A Kicker So They Are Going For 2 Every Time And Are Using A Backup Running Back To Do Kickoffs
Desmond Ridder Is So Ass That Texans DB Jimmie Ward Basically Said Houston Knows He Can't Throw The Ball
Pardon My TakePardon My Take And Texans Head Coach DeMeco Ryans Have Decided On The Perfect Way To Stop The Tush Push
After He Endured A Torn ACL And Leukemia, It's Pretty Awesome To See John Metchie Showing Out At Texans Camp
CJ Stroud Displays His High Level Of Education And Genius Levels of Financial Literacy By Getting His Entire $36 Million Rookie Contract Up Front
Normal: Texans Team Owner Had To Deny That Him And His His Wife Forced The Front Office To Draft CJ Stroud
The Houston Texans DO, In Fact, Put Their Nuts On The Table, Trade Up To No. 3 And Grab Will Anderson As A Package Deal With CJ Stroud
Welcome To Draft Week: For Seemingly No Reason At All The Texans Team Account Tweeted Some Cryptic Bullshit About Needing To Fail
Rumor Has it That Nick Caserio, Having Completed His Mission to Destroy the Texans from Within, is Returning to NE
The Texans Are Reportedly Not A Lock To Take A QB With The No. 2 Pick, Which Could Throw The Draft For One Hell Of A Loop
Here's How The Houston Texans Should Put Their Nuts On The Table And Flip The 2023 NFL Draft On Its Head
As We All Await Lamar Jackson's Fate, Agent-Less Laremy Tunsil Becomes The NFL's Highest-Paid Offensive Tackle For A 2nd Time
DeMeco Ryans Is Easily The Best Coaching Hire This Offseason Thanks To His Ability To Pry Kliff Kingsbury Away From Thailand
When Kyle Brandt Passionately Awarded Dameon Pierce With The Angriest Run Of The Year, The NFL Honors Crowd Was NOT Feeling It
DeMeco Ryans Reportedly DENIED The Broncos To Take The Texans' Head Coaching Job, Which Could Make Him A Franchise-Defining Legend
There Are Only Two Days Left For CJ Stroud To Declare For The NFL Draft And The Tin Foil Hats Online Are Saying He Might Be Returning To OSU