Do These Look The Faces Of A Florida Couple That (Allegedly) Had Sex In The Back Of A Cop Car After Being Arrested For A DUI?
True Love Is Having Sex In The Back Of A Cop Car With Your Significant Other After Getting DUI's On Bicycles
Florida Man Tells Cop 'Fuck It. I'm Drunk, Take Me To Jail' After Crashing His Lawn Mower Into A Cop Car
Driving Drunk Is Stupid, Driving Drunk And Crashing Head-On Into A Parked Patrol Car Is Even Stupider