World Famous Physicist Is Also World's Biggest Little Bitch — Says We Should All Run and Hide And Suck Our Thumbs and Cry For Mommy When The Aliens Come
Our Smartest Physicist Says We'll Soon Make Contact With an Alien Civilization, but It's 'a Terrible Idea'
Senator Marco Rubio Says That There Are UFOs Flying Over Our Military Bases That We Can't Identify...That Sounds Not Great
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An American Airlines Pilot Saw Aliens While Flying Above New Mexico Yesterday And We Just Ignored It As A Society
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The Former Head Of Israel's Space Program BREAKS HIS SILENCE, Reveals Aliens Have An Agreement With Humans Not To Reveal Themselves "Until Humanity Is Ready."
Four Assholes (Not Aliens) Removed and Dismantled The Monolith In Utah, Likely Dooming The Earth For Good
Remember That Alien Monolith That Appeared Then Disappeared In The Utah Desert? Yeah, Another One Was Popped Up In Romania
Barstool ChicagoScientist Claims That There Are No Intelligent Aliens And Humans Are As Good As It Gets
Remember That Giant Monolith That Mysteriously Appeared In The Middle of Utah? Yeah, Well Now It Has Mysteriously VANISHED
Barstool ChicagoWhat Is Scarier: This Steel Monolith Planted In Utah By Aliens Or The Guide Stones Planted By Humans In Georgia?
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