From The Latest Everybody Is Awful, Yelp! Reviews Podcast with Jim Florentine ...
Oh yea, this is coming. Remember the "I VOTED" stickers and tweets?
When the vaccine becomes available, there will be an endless, insufferable, DELUGE of tweets and instagram posts: "I'M AMAZING, I TOOK THE VACCINE ..YOU BETTER!"
I don't give a shit …just keep it to your fucking self. "I GOT MY VACCINE …YAY, YOU SUCK IF YOU DIDN'T" …fucking disgusting.
Anyway, this week it's awful Yelp! reviews and inspirational quotes …yuck
Everybody is Awful (Except You)
An Actual Adult Posted This On Facebook And It's Absolutely Stupid2
Your 8-year-old didn't say this3
This Deserves A Lot More Silence Than It Got
Be Prepared For An Avalanche of "I Got Vaccinated" Posts5
Bubba The Bitch Roasts Red Lobster6
Would I Go On An Adult Scavenger Hunt?7
Watch Jim Florentine Do Stand-Up Comedy From The Comfort Of Your Own Living Room8
The Killer Bear? It's Not The Real Story Here9
Jim Florentine Trashes 1-star Yelp! Reviewer10
Who Is Gonna Smile Making Seven Dollars An Hour?11
Just Be Happy You Are Not This Person12
Look Rick, If You Want To Do Anything ...You Have To Wear A Mask13
Women Who Post For Their Husbands On Facebook14
"Can You Feel It?" No, And You Have No Friends15
Why Do Insurance Commercials Try To Be Funny?16
Jim Florentine's Eddie Van Halen Tribute17
The Packers TD Song Is Terrible18
Ok, Who The Fuck Came Up With Tompa Bay?19
I Warned You This Was Coming20
Put Queso In My Face-O21
If You Don't Bring A Shovel To Bury Your Own Shit, It's Not Camping22
DO NOT Let Staff Take Your Temperature23
Nachos Don't Get Enough Attention24
Peanut Butter Should Attract A Man25
Your Baby Never Said Any Of This