Presenting Will Grier's Draft Party: Night 1

Listen, before last night I really had only hung out with Will Grier like two or three times. If you asked me about our relationship, I would say we “know each other and are on good terms.” However, after last night, after taking part of in the first phase of his journey to the next level and beyond (pro bowl/hall of fame/own line of men’s suits), I love this man. I just love him. I love his family. I love his aunt’s house. I love the steak slivers they served and the lettuce cups they served them in. And after last night I now feel explicitly implicated in anything and everything that happens to him from here on out.  If you didn’t get a chance to watch, this live stream is nothing more than some old school gonzo journalism. It’s run n gun warfare. It’s a man and a mic with time to kill and a story to tell. If I had to describe it in one word it would be: important.

Whatever team gets Will, not only will they get a champion, not only will they get my new brother, not only will they get a man who comes from a family with genes so attractive it looks like God himself owed them a favor, no….. The team that get’s Will Grier tonight gets much more than that. That team gets a player who has linked arms with the powerful brotherhood of Barstool Sports, who whenever he touches down in his new city tomorrow will bring with him a legion of Stoolies who will support his team only to the extent of which they utilize our new hero.

Watch the stream live tonight, and witness history happen.