Barstool ChicagoGiant Tortoise That Was Thought To Be Extinct 100 Years Ago Is Just Chilling In Galapagos
Florida Cop Decides To Follow a Tortoise in Hot Pursuit (1 mph) for 20 Minutes While All Hell Probably Breaks Loose Elsewhere
100 Year Old Tortoise Tries To Escape His Owners, But Is Found One Week Later a Mile Away After Traveling at a Blistering Speed of 0.006 MPH