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Baylor Scheierman Carrying The Celtics With The Game Of His Life Was Just The Latest Example Of Why Brad Stevens Is A Basketball God

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3/19/25
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Baylor Scheierman Carrying The Celtics With The Game Of His Life Was Just The Latest Example Of Why Brad Stevens Is A Basketball God

Tre Mann Has Taken Over As The Leader In The Clubhouse For The Dunk Of The Year

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11/20/24
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Tre Mann Has Taken Over As The Leader In The Clubhouse For The Dunk Of The Year

Post-Title Jayson Tatum Continues To Be One Of The Most Dominant Players In The NBA This Season

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11/14/24
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Post-Title Jayson Tatum Continues To Be One Of The Most Dominant Players In The NBA This Season

Kevin Durant Showed Incredible Self Awareness By Turning Down The Idea That He'll Ultimately Get A Statue Once He Retires

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10/30/24
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Kevin Durant Showed Incredible Self Awareness By Turning Down The Idea That He'll Ultimately Get A Statue Once He Retires

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The NBA Season Must Be Getting Close Because We Now Have Our Yearly Tradition Of Being Told THIS Is The Season Ben Simmons Will Return With A Vengeance

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9/17/24
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The NBA Season Must Be Getting Close Because We Now Have Our Yearly Tradition Of Being Told THIS Is The Season Ben Simmons Will Return With A Vengeance

“Fuck This Dude” - Georges Niang Gives His Direct And Accurate Thoughts About Former Sixers Teammate Ben Simmons

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7/31/24
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“Fuck This Dude” - Georges Niang Gives His Direct And Accurate Thoughts About Former Sixers Teammate Ben Simmons

GET WELL SOON: Ben Simmons Declared Out For The Season - AGAIN

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3/7/24
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GET WELL SOON: Ben Simmons Declared Out For The Season - AGAIN

There's Bullying And Then There's What The Celtics Did To The Nets In Their 50 Point Rout Heading Into The All Star Break

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2/15/24
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There's Bullying And Then There's What The Celtics Did To The Nets In Their 50 Point Rout Heading Into The All Star Break

The Celtics Are Back To Kicking Ass And Taking Names And The Best Part Is They Can Still Get Even Better

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2/14/24
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The Celtics Are Back To Kicking Ass And Taking Names And The Best Part Is They Can Still Get Even Better

Congrats To Ben Simmons For Playing Basketball For The First Time In 38 Games And CRUSHING His Over Points Prop Bet

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1/30/24
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Congrats To Ben Simmons For Playing Basketball For The First Time In 38 Games And CRUSHING His Over Points Prop Bet

Mikal Bridges Would Like The World To Know He Did Not Have Sexual Relations With A Former Nets Dancer Last Season

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11/2/23
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Mikal Bridges Would Like The World To Know He Did Not Have Sexual Relations With A Former Nets Dancer Last Season

It’s Early But Ben Simmons Is Actually Looking Like A Real Basketball Player Again

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10/13/23
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It’s Early But Ben Simmons Is Actually Looking Like A Real Basketball Player Again

It's Part Impressive And Part Disgusting That This Is The First Time In 29 Years The New York Area Has All Its Teams In The NBA and NHL Playoffs

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4/13/23
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It's Part Impressive And Part Disgusting That This Is The First Time In 29 Years The New York Area Has All Its Teams In The NBA and NHL Playoffs

The Celtics Decided To Play Like Gigantic Assholes And Blew The Largest Lead In The NBA This Season For Their Most Embarrassing Loss Of The Year

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3/4/23
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The Celtics Decided To Play Like Gigantic Assholes And Blew The Largest Lead In The NBA This Season For Their Most Embarrassing Loss Of The Year

In A Shocking Twist, Kevin Durant Believes That Players Demanding Trades Is Actually Good For The NBA

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2/19/23
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In A Shocking Twist, Kevin Durant Believes That Players Demanding Trades Is Actually Good For The NBA

KEVIN DURANT IS A PHOENIX SUN!!!!

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2/9/23
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KEVIN DURANT IS A PHOENIX SUN!!!!

HOLY SHIT: Kevin Durant Was Just Traded To The Phoenix Suns While Everyone Was Sleeping

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2/9/23
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HOLY SHIT: Kevin Durant Was Just Traded To The Phoenix Suns While Everyone Was Sleeping

Update: Cam Thomas Appears To Be On A Linsanity-Esque Trajectory After His 3rd Straight 40-Point Game

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2/8/23
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Update: Cam Thomas Appears To Be On A Linsanity-Esque Trajectory After His 3rd Straight 40-Point Game

Cam Thomas Is Going So Scorched Earth Right Now That The Nets Might've Already Won The Kyrie Trade

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2/7/23
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Cam Thomas Is Going So Scorched Earth Right Now That The Nets Might've Already Won The Kyrie Trade

Finesse King Kyrie Irving Gets A $2 Million Dollar Bonus Just For Being Traded

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2/6/23
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Finesse King Kyrie Irving Gets A $2 Million Dollar Bonus Just For Being Traded

Nets Owner Joe Tsai Reportedly Didn't Care Where They Traded Kyrie Irving As Long As It Wasn't To The Lakers Since That's What He Wanted

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2/6/23
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Nets Owner Joe Tsai Reportedly Didn't Care Where They Traded Kyrie Irving As Long As It Wasn't To The Lakers Since That's What He Wanted

The Dallas Mavericks Have Pulled The Trigger And Are Officially Kyrie Irving's New Team

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2/5/23
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The Dallas Mavericks Have Pulled The Trigger And Are Officially Kyrie Irving's New Team

The Celtics Simply Can't Stop Kicking The Shit Out Of The Brooklyn Nets After Their Latest Blowout Win Makes It 10 Straight

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2/2/23
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The Celtics Simply Can't Stop Kicking The Shit Out Of The Brooklyn Nets After Their Latest Blowout Win Makes It 10 Straight

It Will Never Get Old Watching The Celtics Completely Stuff The Nets Into A Locker Whenever They Play

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1/13/23
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It Will Never Get Old Watching The Celtics Completely Stuff The Nets Into A Locker Whenever They Play