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Dumping Them Out: Sandwiches, Marines Lava Monster, Jesus Staircase

John Rich

John Rich

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5/11/25
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Dumping Them Out: Sandwiches, Marines Lava Monster, Jesus Staircase

Rumor: Bad Teammate & Coward Cristiano Ronaldo Sat Out Asian Champions League Round Of 16 Game, Allegedly Because He Was Scared if He Entered Iran He Would Be Charged With Adultery And Receive 99 Lashings

John Rich

John Rich

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3/3/25
22Comments
Rumor: Bad Teammate & Coward Cristiano Ronaldo Sat Out Asian Champions League Round Of 16 Game, Allegedly Because He Was Scared if He Entered Iran He Would Be Charged With Adultery And Receive 99 Lashings

Super Bowl LIX Proves Definitively That, Contrary to What You've Heard, Patrick Mahomes is Not Tom Brady

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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2/10/25
149Comments
Super Bowl LIX Proves Definitively That, Contrary to What You've Heard, Patrick Mahomes is Not Tom Brady

The Bungalow Had Some Serious Secrets & It Involved Brass Instruments & Swing Music...

Vindog

Vindog

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12/5/24
15Comments

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Here are More Reasons Drake Maye is Filling the GOAT-Shaped Hole in My Heart

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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12/4/24
30Comments
Here are More Reasons Drake Maye is Filling the GOAT-Shaped Hole in My Heart

Watching Steph Curry Never Miss During Shooting Drills Will Forever Be Awesome

Greenie

Greenie

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10/10/24
19Comments
Watching Steph Curry Never Miss During Shooting Drills Will Forever Be Awesome

Trae Young Suggests If He Was 6'8, He'd Be The Best Basketball Player To Ever Play The Game

Greenie

Greenie

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9/10/24
26Comments
Trae Young Suggests If He Was 6'8, He'd Be The Best Basketball Player To Ever Play The Game

Michael Jordan Getting Serenaded At A Restaurant With The Bulls Intro Song Is Yet Another Reason Why He's The GOAT

Greenie

Greenie

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7/23/24
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Michael Jordan Getting Serenaded At A Restaurant With The Bulls Intro Song Is Yet Another Reason Why He's The GOAT

Brad Stevens Is Truly Built Different After Hosting A Pre-Draft Workout Today On Zero Sleep Immediately After Winning The Title

Greenie

Greenie

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6/18/24
32Comments
Brad Stevens Is Truly Built Different After Hosting A Pre-Draft Workout Today On Zero Sleep Immediately After Winning The Title

It's Unfair That a Man Can't Travel The Canadian Countryside With His Goat Best Friend Without People Wondering if He's Fucking It

John Rich

John Rich

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6/1/24
26Comments
It's Unfair That a Man Can't Travel The Canadian Countryside With His Goat Best Friend Without People Wondering if He's Fucking It

Even When Anthony Edwards Tries To End The Michael Jordan Comparisons, He Does It Exactly Like MJ

Greenie

Greenie

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5/6/24
14Comments
Even When Anthony Edwards Tries To End The Michael Jordan Comparisons, He Does It Exactly Like MJ
Barstool Employee Saves Lives on Plane - Barstool Rundown - February 21st, 2024
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Barstool Employee Saves Lives on Plane - Barstool Rundown - February 21st, 2024

John Rich

John Rich

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2/21/24
5Comments

Kevin Durant Doesn't Seem To Understand Why He Isn't In The GOAT Conversation

Greenie

Greenie

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1/22/24
124Comments
Kevin Durant Doesn't Seem To Understand Why He Isn't In The GOAT Conversation

Gronk Had the Perfect Answer When Asked if Travis Kelce is the GOAT of Tight Ends

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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10/20/23
110Comments
Gronk Had the Perfect Answer When Asked if Travis Kelce is the GOAT of Tight Ends

Magic Johnson Brought The Receipts When It Came To The Steph Curry GOAT Point Guard Debate

Greenie

Greenie

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9/28/23
30Comments
Magic Johnson Brought The Receipts When It Came To The Steph Curry GOAT Point Guard Debate

GOAT Appreciation Week is Officially Underway and the Feelings are Already Turned Up to 11

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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9/5/23
20Comments
GOAT Appreciation Week is Officially Underway and the Feelings are Already Turned Up to 11

Fans Serenading Michael Jordan With Goat Noises As He Walks Around Italy Is Totally Normal And Not Weird At All

Greenie

Greenie

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8/22/23
16Comments
Fans Serenading Michael Jordan With Goat Noises As He Walks Around Italy Is Totally Normal And Not Weird At All

Amanda Nunes Retires After DOMINATING Irene Aldana At UFC 289

Robbie Fox

Robbie Fox

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6/11/23
11Comments
Amanda Nunes Retires After DOMINATING Irene Aldana At UFC 289

Patrick Mahomes Is Every Bit On The Tom Brady GOAT Track With Only One Disturbance Of The Matrix

Stathole

Stathole

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2/15/23
84Comments

Joe Montana Realizes Tom Brady is Living 'His Life' Now, and Joe 'HATES' Him For It

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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2/10/23
71Comments
Joe Montana Realizes Tom Brady is Living 'His Life' Now, and Joe 'HATES' Him For It

Defensive GOAT Lawrence Taylor Insists Tom Brady is Not the Offensive GOAT

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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2/9/23
120Comments
Defensive GOAT Lawrence Taylor Insists Tom Brady is Not the Offensive GOAT

Former QBs are Arguing Tom Brady is Not the GOAT. How are We Still Having This Conversation?

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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2/6/23
241Comments
Former QBs are Arguing Tom Brady is Not the GOAT. How are We Still Having This Conversation?

Klay Thompson Is The Early MVP Of The Warriors Parade Day, But This Goat Is Damn Close To Stealing The Show

Reags

Reags

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6/20/22
7Comments
Klay Thompson Is The Early MVP Of The Warriors Parade Day, But This Goat Is Damn Close To Stealing The Show

Isiah Thomas Once Again Declaring That LeBron Is The Actual GOAT Was In No Way An Accident

Greenie

Greenie

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2/24/22
36Comments
Isiah Thomas Once Again Declaring That LeBron Is The Actual GOAT Was In No Way An Accident

Julianna Peña Says Beating The GOAT Amanda Nunes Was 90% Mental

Robbie Fox

Robbie Fox

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2/7/22
18Comments
Julianna Peña Says Beating The GOAT Amanda Nunes Was 90% Mental