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The Stat Hole: Stupid Sports Stats From the Past Week — October 6, 2026

Back for another Tuesday drop-in to walk through the past week in sports from the lens of stats you didn’t know on stories you do. None of these nuggets will make you any smarter about sports, but they might give you enough ammo for the workplace water cooler to sound like you are. We’re starting to

The Stat Hole: Stupid Sports Stats From the Past Week — September 29, 2026

We start with Thursday Night Football. Not Steelers/Browns coming up. We're going back to Packers/Falcons as I had to let some dumb juicy stats marinate at the Packers expense. What an absolutely lost team the Packers are turning out to be. A wet dream of a Thursday night watch for a Bears fan like 

Dante Moore Is The Latest Victim Of The Most Obviously Stupid Allowable Act In Team Sports - The Quarterback Slide

Let's get one thing clear first - this USC punk can flip burgers for the rest of his career for all I care. Acting like you're hot shit after knocking a guy out who's head was on a tee is about as pathetic as it gets. I think we all know that type too. The kid in high school who hung with the bigger

NFL 2026 Survivor Pool Journey - Mapping Out The Season And Your Week 2 Pick

So there I was watching the Chargers/Cardinals game thinking to myself what an absolute idiot I am. At least half an idiot as I had them with one of my two precious few survivor picks. I can't believe how embarrassing this team is. Even for the Chargers. It was fire everyone bad. See ya Mike McDanie

BAN THE SLIDE - Kyler Murray Knocked Out Of The Game And I Am Back Banging This Drum

I'm sorry but WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE!? I hate the Packers. I hope they get squashed. But this is one of those things that breaks my brain. Everyone (basically) in sports media is wrong about this except me. That's just the situation. I hope Kyler is OK as much as anyone, but this was his fa

NFL 2026 Survivor Pool Journey - Mapping Out The Season And Your Week 1 Pick

Welcome back into the weekly war room, fellow NFL Survivor Pool philosophers. Generals of the grid iron. Tacticians of living to see the kickoff of another week. I'm back for another year of breaking down each week to get you ready for your selection. There's much work to go. We have to figure out t

Michigan (-27.5) Fans Claim Saddest Field Storm Of The 175 Since 2019

Everyone give a round of applause for the Michigan Man. And the Michigan Lady. Never mind, they got it covered themselves. A 27.5 point favorite vs Western Michigan and there they all are enjoying life and having a good time after their army equivalent to the Laestrygonians (giants) from The Odyssey

The Patriot Sway - This Gillette Stadium Video Board Trick Might Be The Most Patriot Scheme Of All Time

Much has been made of the Patriots’ mysterious “Pink Stripes.” How about yellow ones?  I went through more than a decade of TV broadcasts and uncovered a diabolically clever piece of Patriots gamesmanship.  When opposing kickers lined up at Gillette Stadium, the video board displayed a reverse view 

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Comedic sports statistics for Pardon My Take. 1X Diamond level Yahoo fantasy football finisher. High fived Patrick Kane at John Barleycorns in 2010 before his whole crew got kicked out for fighting. Pretty sure it was ruled a major.

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The Stat Hole: Stupid Sports Stats From the Past Week — October 6, 2026

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