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<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>IWYIM- Wanna get laid?</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("brandId","13"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","63390"),htlbid.setTargeting("tags",["iwyim","i-want-you-inside-of-me","avocado-toast","pickled-red-onons","aleppo-pepper","podfathers","barstool-grown-up"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["little bit","poached egg","same pickle red wine vinegar","pepper","grenadine","serrano peppers","salt","top","red onions","avocado toast","one","eggs","prosciutto","lemon juice","own serranos"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv2",["210","214","211","217","218"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_positive","0.16"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.76"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_negative","0.08"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.pubads().setPublisherProvidedId("PPID-GOES-HERE"),htlbid.layout()})</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach(e=>e.play())})</script><script>window.htlAdUnitPath="57249056/in-app-iOS/Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",window.htlKeyvalues={authorId:"63390",category:"New York",tags:["iwyim","i-want-you-inside-of-me","avocado-toast","pickled-red-onons","aleppo-pepper","podfathers","barstool-grown-up"],brandName:"Podfathers",brandId:13,pagetype:"barstool_original"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p>I know nothing says "Wildcard Weekend" quite like avocado toast, but before you get lost in the NFL for the next 48 hours, fancy up a basic brunch dish for your wife or girlfriend, and let the love-making commence!</p><p>Just make sure the egg is cold before you grate it, and the pickling liquid is simply done to taste... Mostly vinegar (white or red wine) with a healthy shot of grenadine and a pinch of salt to taste.</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking data-image-id="1Iolvk0zpniYEQwaAyQCFGYa" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:.9970326409495549;width:100%"></p><p>IWYIM… Enjoy the games.</p><p>-Large</p><hr><p>Smaller food-related videos like this can now be found on a dedicated <em>YouTube</em> channel we just built called "Barstool Grown Up"…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/GcjYDy4?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjeeLEixNDh51SAx_TTJ9aA?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_13_iwyim-wanna-get-laid-...-for-tomorrow-saturday-morning&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_13_iwyim-wanna-get-laid-...-for-tomorrow-saturday-morning"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>It is the brainchild of Podfathers producer Nick Buono and will feature all the snacking content from Clem, tool time stuff from Chaps, Highchair content from Kate, and the full video of our weekly Podfathers Podcast.</p><p>TAR</p><p>-L</p></body></html>

<p>I know nothing says "Wildcard Weekend" quite like avocado toast, but before you get lost in the NFL for the next 48 hours, fancy up a basic brunch dish for your wife or girlfriend, and let the love-making commence!</p><p>Just make sure the egg is cold before you grate it, and the pickling liquid is simply done to taste... Mostly vinegar (white or red wine) with a healthy shot of grenadine and a pinch of salt to taste.</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking data-image-id="1Iolvk0zpniYEQwaAyQCFGYa" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2022/01/14/IMG_2485.e7b53ca4.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:.9970326409495549;width:100%"></p><p>IWYIM… Enjoy the games.</p><p>-Large</p><hr><p>Smaller food-related videos like this can now be found on a dedicated <em>YouTube</em> channel we just built called "Barstool Grown Up"…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/GcjYDy4?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjeeLEixNDh51SAx_TTJ9aA?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_13_iwyim-wanna-get-laid-...-for-tomorrow-saturday-morning&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_13_iwyim-wanna-get-laid-...-for-tomorrow-saturday-morning"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>It is the brainchild of Podfathers producer Nick Buono and will feature all the snacking content from Clem, tool time stuff from Chaps, Highchair content from Kate, and the full video of our weekly Podfathers Podcast.</p><p>TAR</p><p>-L</p>

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