Almost Breaking My Ass Bone On The Ice For Beer And Glory
The final challenge of the Labatt Good Beer Games means it's time for Team Rone to spread their legs, raise their low T levels, and get after it. The other challenges were skills-based, but now we are putting everything together with pure hockey in a 3v3* game of puck. Winning the 5 points from the challenge would put team Rone in the lead 14-13. We want it. We need it.
I would light myself after one of Coach Rone's motivational speeches, but maybe we got swept in these challenges because he wasn't willing to throw a tire on the ice. A lot of weird things have been thrown on the ice at hockey games, but I've never seen a tire.
OR, maybe Team Rone stunk because this is my second time playing ice hockey and I look like a newborn baby deer with my loosely tied rental skates. I'm not the worst skater, but pass a puck to me while I'm wide open, no guarantees what will happen. Shoutout to Rudy for carrying the team.
After playing hockey twice in my life, both times without pads, I've finally learned that you should definitely wear pads if you are going to play, or you will crack your knee or your ass bone into a million pieces.