The Northern Lights Were Visible All Across The United States Last Night And Could Be Back Tonight As Well
God Particles, Devil Worshipping, And Rockets Aimed At The Sun: NASA Is Doing Some Really Strange Shit On April 8th For The Eclipse. Like Firing Off 3 Rockets Called "The Serpent Deity" Into The Actual Eclipse. While The Geeks In Geneva Are Firing Up The CERN Reactor Again Hoping To Find The Answer To "Dark Matter"
1979 News Anchor Talking About The Next Solar Eclipse In 2017: "May The Shadow Of The Moon Fall On A World At Peace"