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"There Might Be A Fight Break Out Or Something. It’s Starting To Feel Like It's Not Even Basketball" - The Celtics Fumbled Their Opportunity To Bury The Magic And Instead Give Them New Life

Getting Blown Out By The Pistons Was A Nice Reminder Of What Can Happen When The Celtics Play Like Assholes

It Has Become Very Frustrating How The Celtics Refuse To Stop Playing Braindead Basketball On Their Own Floor

After Another 4th Quarter Collapse, The Celtics Are Currently Stuck In A Groundhog Day Cycle Of Mediocrity

The Celtics Getting Completely Throttled By The Lakers Was Your Classic Salt On The Wound Disaster

The Celtics Refuse To Stop Playing Like Assholes And It Is Currently Ruining My Life

The Celtics Have Somehow Found A Way To Reach A New Level Of Basketball Futility

The Celtics Have Suddenly Turned Into The Worst 4th Quarter Team On The Planet And It Is Fucking Up Their Season

In A Big Time Battle Between Title Contenders, The Celtics Were Punched In The Mouth And Responded With Some Of The Worst Basketball Ever Played

The Celtics Are Currently Suffering From Extremely Mediocre Basketball Syndrome And The Only Cure Is Them Getting Their Heads Out Of Their Asses

The Time Has Come For The Celtics To Cut The Shit And Stop Playing Horrific Basketball

When The Celtics Are In A Rut They Sure Do Play Some Disgusting Basketball

"In My Country, Where I’m Coming From, After This Kind Of Stretch You’re Gonna Get A Paycheck That Is A Little Bit Less" - Nikola Jokic Has The Perfect Idea For How To Save The Nuggets Season

You Won't Find A More Disgusting Display Of Basketball Than When The Celtics Collectively Throw Up An All Around Stinker

Few Things Are More Annoying Than Watching The Celtics Choke Away A Winnable Game

For The First Time This Season, The Celtics Learned A Valuable Lesson Of What Happens When You Fuck Around

The Bengals Way: Fans Are Convinced Zac Taylor Threw Joe Burrow Under The Bus For The Coward, Loser Plays Called In Overtime

It's Now Time For The Celtics To Punch Back After Suffering One The Largest Ass Kickings In NBA Finals History

D'Angelo Russell Stunk Up The Joint In A Brutal Lakers Loss And Then Promptly Pulled Out His Cell Phone From The Bench

After Getting Their Ass Kicked (Again), The Celtics Need To Find A Balance Between Staying Healthy And Not Playing Dogshit Basketball

Credit Where Credit Is Due: Doc Rivers Finally Took The Blame For Losing To One Of The Worst Teams In The NBA

Meaningless Games Or Not, The Celtics Need To Stop Playing Dogshit Basketball

Nothing But Respect For This German Soccer Fan Who Stormed The Field And Berated The Entire Darmstadt Team After Losing 6-0

"We Had Some Guys Here, Some In Cabo" - Doc Rivers Couldn't Wait To Throw His Players Under The Bus After The Bucks Extremely Embarrassing Loss To The Shorthanded Grizzlies

The Celtics Should Be Beyond Embarrassed With How They Lost To The Shorthanded Lakers By Playing Like Complete Dickheads