Getting Blown Out By The Pistons Was A Nice Reminder Of What Can Happen When The Celtics Play Like Assholes
It Has Become Very Frustrating How The Celtics Refuse To Stop Playing Braindead Basketball On Their Own Floor
After Another 4th Quarter Collapse, The Celtics Are Currently Stuck In A Groundhog Day Cycle Of Mediocrity
The Celtics Have Suddenly Turned Into The Worst 4th Quarter Team On The Planet And It Is Fucking Up Their Season
In A Big Time Battle Between Title Contenders, The Celtics Were Punched In The Mouth And Responded With Some Of The Worst Basketball Ever Played
The Celtics Are Currently Suffering From Extremely Mediocre Basketball Syndrome And The Only Cure Is Them Getting Their Heads Out Of Their Asses
"In My Country, Where I’m Coming From, After This Kind Of Stretch You’re Gonna Get A Paycheck That Is A Little Bit Less" - Nikola Jokic Has The Perfect Idea For How To Save The Nuggets Season
You Won't Find A More Disgusting Display Of Basketball Than When The Celtics Collectively Throw Up An All Around Stinker
For The First Time This Season, The Celtics Learned A Valuable Lesson Of What Happens When You Fuck Around
The Bengals Way: Fans Are Convinced Zac Taylor Threw Joe Burrow Under The Bus For The Coward, Loser Plays Called In Overtime
It's Now Time For The Celtics To Punch Back After Suffering One The Largest Ass Kickings In NBA Finals History
D'Angelo Russell Stunk Up The Joint In A Brutal Lakers Loss And Then Promptly Pulled Out His Cell Phone From The Bench
After Getting Their Ass Kicked (Again), The Celtics Need To Find A Balance Between Staying Healthy And Not Playing Dogshit Basketball
Credit Where Credit Is Due: Doc Rivers Finally Took The Blame For Losing To One Of The Worst Teams In The NBA
Nothing But Respect For This German Soccer Fan Who Stormed The Field And Berated The Entire Darmstadt Team After Losing 6-0
"We Had Some Guys Here, Some In Cabo" - Doc Rivers Couldn't Wait To Throw His Players Under The Bus After The Bucks Extremely Embarrassing Loss To The Shorthanded Grizzlies
The Celtics Should Be Beyond Embarrassed With How They Lost To The Shorthanded Lakers By Playing Like Complete Dickheads