Dumbest Soccer Player In The World Got His MLS Contract Terminated For Playing In An Amateur League Under A Fake Name And Punching Someone In The Face
The Bengals Made Joe Burrow The Highest-Paid Player In NFL History Roughly One Second After The Chiefs Kicked Off The 2023 Season Against The Lions
Nick Bosa Just Got $170 Million To Be The Highest-Paid Defensive Player In NFL History Because The Salary Cap Is Fake (Unless You're A Running Back)
It's Not A Lie If You Believe It - Neymar Claims The Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars He's Getting Isn't The Motivation To Play In Saudi Arabia
Never Question Icons: Inter Miami Terminated Nick Marsman's Contract, Weeks After Saying He Didn't 'Think The Club Was Ready For The Arrival Of Messi'
Saquon Claims He Had Some Sort Of 'Epiphany' (Wink, Wink) That Changed His Mind About Sitting Out Into The Regular Season
Time To Prove If Running Backs Are Worth A Damn - All Of Saquon's Incentives Are Reportedly Tied To The Giants Making The Playoffs
Our Long National Nightmare Is Over! Saquon Barkley And The Giants Agree To A 1-Year Deal, Which Means Saquon Will Be Reporting To Camp
Delusion At Its Finest: Saquon Thinks He Can Show His Worth By Saying 'Fuck You To The Giants And Not Playing A Down'
We've Reached The Point In The Annoying, Pointless Saquon Contract Saga Where His 'Availability For Week 1 Is In Jeopardy'
Ultimatums Always Work: PSG Says Mbappe Has To Sign A New Contract Extension Within Two Weeks To Stay With The Club
Update From The First Ever European Sex Championship - A Bunch Of Competitors Apparently Left After Not Being Paid For The Event
Giants Need To Call The Bluff: Saquon Barkley Is Now Contemplating Sitting Out The Season If He Doesn't Get The Contract He Wants
Bob Huggins Is Reportedly Suspended But Not Fired Because 'WVU Leadership Raised Concerns On Over Penalizing The Team For The Coach's Actions'
Rivalry (Maybe) Back On: Reports Say Messi Has A 'Done Deal' To Join Al-Hilal In Saudi Arabia, His Father Says Everything Is Fake News
Giannis Claims He Almost Retired In 2020, When He Signed The Largest Contract In NBA History, Because He Was Too Stressed Out
People's Champ - Dutch Soccer Player Puts A Clause In His New Contract That Every Fan Gets A Free Beer At The Next Home Game
The Saquon Barkley Dilemma - He Reportedly Turned Down A $12 Million/Year Deal, Looking For Christian McCaffrey-Type Money
Everything Is Fine: An Anonymous Teammate Claims The Cardinals 'Created A Monster' By Giving Kyler Murray That Huge Contract
A Saudi Arabian Club Reportedly Offered Ronaldo A $225 Million Deal Because They Know None Of The Good Teams In Europe Want Him
Instead Of Ripping Up Ronaldo's Contract Like He Wants, Man U Should Make That Crybaby Asshole Sit On The Bench Every Match
HELL YES - Charles Barkley Will Be On Our TVs For Another Decade After Reportedly Landing A Deal With TNT That's Close To $200 Million
