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8/5/25

The Only Thing More Electric Than Jhoan Duran's Debut With The Phillies Was This New "Sack Grab" Celebration Between Bryce Harper And Weston Wilson

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8/2/25

The Philadelphia Phillies Just Added A Flamethrower To The Bullpen, Finally Find An Actual Closer In Trade For Jhoan Duran

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7/31/25

Bryce Harper Has Fully Transformed Into A True Philadelphian After Telling Rob Manfred To "Get The Fuck Out Of Our Clubhouse"

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7/28/25

Everybody Deserves To Have A Job That Requires You To Do As Little As Rob Thomson

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7/24/25

Spencer Strider, Gigantic Piss Baby, Attempts To Get Philly Fans Tossed From Game For Heckling Him After He Threw At Bryce Harper

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5/28/25

Fact: Bryce Harper Has Turned Into The Best Player In Baseball Since Buzzing His Hair

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5/20/25

The Scrappy, Underdog Phillies Don't Give A Single Shit About The Billion Dollar Dodgers

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4/7/25

The Yankees Have Nobody To Blame But Themselves Once Bryce Harper Hits A Bazillion Dingers With A Torpedo Bat

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3/31/25

Being A Philly Sports Fan Is A Sick, Twisted Joke

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10/10/24

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The Phillies Bats Always Find A Way To Be Complete Dog Shit When They Need Them The Most

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10/9/24

The Philadelphia Phillies Grab Their Nuts And Walk Off A Damn Baseball Game To Make This A Series

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10/7/24

"That’s Like My Two-Year-Old Throwing A Fit Because I Take His Dessert" -- The Philadelphia Phillies Bent The Rays Over The Knee And Spanked Them Like A Spoiled Child

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9/11/24

SHIT: Bryce Harper Exits Game After Being Crushed In The Elbow With A Pitch

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9/4/24

There's No Worse Luck Than Getting Stuck Sitting Behind Joel Embiid At A Baseball Game

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8/27/24

Pure Weenie Orlando Arcia Hits Home Run And STARES Down Bryce Harper...During The 4th Inning Of A Regular Season Braves Loss

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8/22/24

Jayson Werth Gives His Perspective Of The Infamous Bryce Harper And Jonathan Papelbon Dugout Fight In 2015

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7/29/24

Alec Bohm Is 100% Getting A Random Drug Test From The MLB After Drinking From This "Wooder" Jug From Bryce Harper At The Home Run Derby

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7/16/24

Young Bryce Harper Once Played In A Baseball Tournament Where He Went 12 For 12...With 11 Home Runs

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6/27/24

Bryce Harper Broke Out The "Hawk Tuah" And Spit On That Thang With This Double

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6/22/24

Bryce Harper, Chase Utley, And Mac Promote The Shit Out Of The London Series With "The Bryceman Cometh"

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5/31/24

Superstar Bryce Harper Getting Ejected In The 1st Inning For NOTHING Is A Crime Against Humanity

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5/25/24

Is The Whole World Just Going To Act As If This Mets Catcher Throwing A Ball At Bryce Harper's Head Was Accidental?

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5/14/24

If The Phillies Are Serious About Winning A World Series, They'll Make Every Night A BOGO Hot Dog Night So Bryce Harper Can Continue To Mash

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5/8/24

"Stay Loose And Sexy, Baby" -- The Key To The Phillies Being The Best Team In Baseball Right Now

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5/6/24

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Bryce Harper

Kyle Schwarber Is A God, Completely Annihilates A Grand Slam While Entire Stadium Chants "MVP"

The Only Thing More Electric Than Jhoan Duran's Debut With The Phillies Was This New "Sack Grab" Celebration Between Bryce Harper And Weston Wilson

The Philadelphia Phillies Just Added A Flamethrower To The Bullpen, Finally Find An Actual Closer In Trade For Jhoan Duran

Bryce Harper Has Fully Transformed Into A True Philadelphian After Telling Rob Manfred To "Get The Fuck Out Of Our Clubhouse"

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Everybody Deserves To Have A Job That Requires You To Do As Little As Rob Thomson

Spencer Strider, Gigantic Piss Baby, Attempts To Get Philly Fans Tossed From Game For Heckling Him After He Threw At Bryce Harper

Fact: Bryce Harper Has Turned Into The Best Player In Baseball Since Buzzing His Hair

The Scrappy, Underdog Phillies Don't Give A Single Shit About The Billion Dollar Dodgers

The Yankees Have Nobody To Blame But Themselves Once Bryce Harper Hits A Bazillion Dingers With A Torpedo Bat

Being A Philly Sports Fan Is A Sick, Twisted Joke

The Phillies Bats Always Find A Way To Be Complete Dog Shit When They Need Them The Most

The Philadelphia Phillies Grab Their Nuts And Walk Off A Damn Baseball Game To Make This A Series

"That’s Like My Two-Year-Old Throwing A Fit Because I Take His Dessert" -- The Philadelphia Phillies Bent The Rays Over The Knee And Spanked Them Like A Spoiled Child

SHIT: Bryce Harper Exits Game After Being Crushed In The Elbow With A Pitch

There's No Worse Luck Than Getting Stuck Sitting Behind Joel Embiid At A Baseball Game

Pure Weenie Orlando Arcia Hits Home Run And STARES Down Bryce Harper...During The 4th Inning Of A Regular Season Braves Loss

Jayson Werth Gives His Perspective Of The Infamous Bryce Harper And Jonathan Papelbon Dugout Fight In 2015

Alec Bohm Is 100% Getting A Random Drug Test From The MLB After Drinking From This "Wooder" Jug From Bryce Harper At The Home Run Derby

Young Bryce Harper Once Played In A Baseball Tournament Where He Went 12 For 12...With 11 Home Runs

Bryce Harper Broke Out The "Hawk Tuah" And Spit On That Thang With This Double

Bryce Harper, Chase Utley, And Mac Promote The Shit Out Of The London Series With "The Bryceman Cometh"

Superstar Bryce Harper Getting Ejected In The 1st Inning For NOTHING Is A Crime Against Humanity

Is The Whole World Just Going To Act As If This Mets Catcher Throwing A Ball At Bryce Harper's Head Was Accidental?

If The Phillies Are Serious About Winning A World Series, They'll Make Every Night A BOGO Hot Dog Night So Bryce Harper Can Continue To Mash

"Stay Loose And Sexy, Baby" -- The Key To The Phillies Being The Best Team In Baseball Right Now

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