Multiple Sixers Will Now Have To Miss Time Due To Covid Contract Tracing, Because Obviously Things Were Going To Well
Daryl Morey Don't Give A Damn About The Process, Makes Ben Simmons Available In Trade Packages For James Harden (UPDATE: Morey Says It's Not True!)
"If We Don't Win, They Fucked It Up" - Danny Green, Not Taking Any Chances Of Getting Blamed If The Sixers Underachieve
Ben Simmons Joked About Moving In With Joel Embiid This Year, But Daryl Morey Should Make It Happen Now
Ben Simmons Heard All The Jokes About Him Not Being Able To Shoot, So He Fired Back By ... Liking Vanessa Hudgens In A Bikini
More Good News For The Sixers: Jimmy Butler Left Philly Because He Thought Brett Brown Sucked And Ben Simmons Is Too Soft For A Text Message
Great News: Ben Simmons Says He Never Wants The Sixers To Get Swept Again. So I Guess The Process Is Still On
The Sixers Are an Embarrassment to the Sport of Basketball and I Truly Have No Idea Where to Go From Here
Does Everyone Remember The Last Time A Philadelphia Superstar Had a Season Ending Knee Injury Right Before The Playoffs?
"I Love Him And I Want To Be With Him For The Rest Of My Career" - Joel Embiid On Ben Simmons. The Haters Can Suck It
