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Big Swinging Phalluses Are Trying to Blow Up European Soccer – Who Is At Fault & What Does It Mean?

Samuel’s Safe Space for Soccer Stoolies  Hi Haters™, Bad news. The big swinging dicks of European soccer are back on their bullsh^t and apparently on the verge of trying to bring about one of the biggest changes in the game in decades – if not forever. THE BASICS: Roughly a dozen of the “biggest” cl

Barstool’s Guide to Champions League Group Stage – Preview + Predictions

Sam's Soccer Safe Space For Stoolies  Hi haters™, Feels like it was just last week that Bayern Munich were being (rightfully) anointed as the biggest swinging dick in the jogo bonito cracker factory. And yet here we are. The CHAMPIONS LEAGUE group stage is already BACK. What else is there to say? Hi

Weekend Soccer Preview + Picks – The “North London Dangly Dærby” Edition

Sam’s Safe Space for Soccer Stoolies  Hi Haters™, Monday! Monday! MONDAY! The day Manchester City learns the fate of its appeal against a two-year Champions League ban. We already got “unbiased big J journos” out here scoring internet points by "revealing" the possible outcome already  …not that I p

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The Tigres Goalie Scored A Walk Off Header In Extra Time

Lordy! To give a little background, Alianza won their match 2-1 last week, so they held the lead going into this game. They would have walked away with the win due to their away goal lead. Instead, their goalies said "Hey, fuck that"  Perfect kick, perfect placement, perfect header. Game, blouses. S

Hans Zimmer Composed The New MLS Anthem And It BANGS

Are you releasing a piece of media? Want to grab everyone's attention? Get motherfucking HANS ZIMMER on the track baby!!!! What a brilliant move by MLS to get the hype train rolling into the season, which starts in just a few days. In case you live under a rock that is beneath another, larger rock, 

Costa Rica Update: Being Stranded On An Active Volcano Sucks

(Background ICYMI)  Today, me and John decided to take a visit to Poás Volcano. When I crowd sourced ideas, you guys mentioned it a lot and it was also near the top of most trip advisor lists. Also my good friend (and LB for both NYCFC and the Costa Rican national team) Ronald Matarrita said it was 

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An Interview With NYCFC And Costa Rican National Team Player Ronald Matarrita

At long last, I finally have my interview with handsome boy Ronald Matarrita for you! Credit to The Wonton Don, because translating/interpreting is very hard work in video. Anyway, Mata is a gem and I'm glad he wasn't thrown off by me being red as a fucking lobster and hungover as hell off the Imper

Costa Rica Vlog: Marooned On A Volcano And Deep Chats With My Costa Rican Best Friend, Christian

I game most of my thoughts about being stranded on Poas here, but I'll reiterate that it was an extremely stupid decision by us to Uber to a Volcano when we were depending on using Uber to get home. Especially considering our LTE was basically non existent outside of San Jose. Shoutout to Christian,

Meet "The Pigeon", A NYCFC Superfan Who Got On A Flight To The Wrong San Jose

WHOMST among us hasn’t made a mistake like this? Your realtor says they found an apartment in the city that meets your needs, but it's actually in Hoboken. You think you found a cheap flight, but it turns out it's actually on Spirit Airlines.  You think you found a cheap router online, and it turns 

Costa Rica Vlog: Post-Game Interviews With Héber, Sean Johnson, Matarrita And Joe Scally

Costa Rica Day 2: Police, Smoke Bombs And A Big Win For NYCFC

Match day finally arrived and it was everything I hoped for and more. There was a ton of city supporters there including third rail guys, independent travelers, and even a bunch of native Costa Rican fans. We got a ton of great footage with them and with San Carlos’s crazy supporters who enjoyed thr

Bonus Interviews: NYCFC's Keaton Parks, James Sands And Justin Haak

I got a bone to pick with James. Look, I've lived in New York my whole life. The fact of the matter is that if you are north of the Bronx, you're simply upstate. I don't make the rules! Yell at the science behind geography, not me.

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