A Porn Company Is Offering Gay Marriage License-Denier Kim Davis $500,000 To Do Interracial Lesbian Porn
Death and Taxes – [T]hose topical pornographers at The Dogfart Network have offered her a chance to atone for her sins the only way they know how: By having sex with another lady on camera. And might as well make it a black lady, because let’s be real, her abundant bigotry against the gays probably spills over to other groups. Via the press release:
“With all the controversy surrounding Rowan County, Kentucky clerk Kim Davis’ refusal to issue same sex marriage licenses even after the Supreme Court of the United States made same sex marriage the law of the land, The Dogfart Network which is the leading online destination for Adult Interracial content is offering the Holy Kim Davis a chance at redemption.
“The undisputed kings of interracial porn are dangling $500k to star in a scene for their site ZebraGirls.com, which is one of 23 sites in the companies vast Adult Entertainment Empire. ZebraGirls.com specializes in Lesbian Interracial Erotica.
“We here at Dogfart have always believed in equality. We have interracial sites, gay sites, straight sites, and we think Kim Davis has been appalling,’ said a Dogfart Spokesman. ‘We are giving her a chance at a redemption. We are willing to drop half a million bucks for Kim to come out to our studio and shoot an Interracial Lesbian scene for our network.’
“The offer will stand for the next week. She is also welcome to bring her family with her on an all expense paid vacation.”
Porn companies do this type of “LOL yeah if this famous person in the public eye has sex on camera for us we’re give them a million billion dollars because we know they’d never do it” publicity stunt all the time to the point where I don’t find it even a little interesting. But what Dogfart here — aside: have we ever established why a company specializing in interracial porn is named Dogfart? Is there something I’m missing out on here because I’m pretty up on the depraved Urban Dictionary lingo and I’ve got no clue? — is doing is a completely different thing entirely. Have you seen Kim Davis?
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Not to steal an old headline trick but does that look like the face of a woman with any sort of actual convictions or financial stability or dignity that’d result in her turning down $500,000? She’s been trying desperately to stay in the public eye and make a buck off this and here’s her life raft in the form of Jada Fire sitting on her face. And even if you think Kim Davis is so committed to her principles, you’ve got to remember her husband:
Rah rah Jesus and the sanctity of marriage and all that but you think straw hats with poker visor technology built in pay for themselves? Even if Kim Davis is against the idea, her husband is not the type of man who seems like he’d be inclined to let a little something like dignity or religious righteousness get in the way of a sweet payday that’d keep him in the finest Jolt Colas and out of another day working at the local mill. And a free trip to a porn set? For that alone this dude would be shoving her face first into the nearest black chick’s vag and telling her to go to town like it’s a finely seared roast beef within minutes. $500,000 on top of that? It’s like a redneck Indecent Proposal.
Anyway since it’s now established there’s no way Kim Davis can turn this down, I guess we’re all going to see her hypnotic curves soon enough but here’s a hilariously bad Google image search for “Kim Davis sexy” to tide you over in the meantime. Thanks again, Dogfart, really appreciate it.