Kim Davis Says She Had A Secret Meeting With The Pope In D.C. Where The Pope Thanked Her For Her Courage
Gawker - According to a lengthy press release put out by Kim Davis’ attorney, the Pope squeezed some time into his busy schedule last week for a one-on-one meeting with everyone’s least favorite (and notably non-Catholic!) county clerk, Kim Davis. During which, the Pope reportedly thanked Kim “for her courage” and told her to “stay strong.” From the Liberty Counsel’s release:
Pope Francis also told Kim Davis, “Stay strong. He held out his hands and asked Kim to pray for him. Kim held his hands and said, “I will. Please pray for me,” and the Pope said he would. The two embraced. The Pontiff presented Kim and Joe Davis each with a Rosary that he personally blessed. Kim’s mother and father are Catholic, and Kim and Joe will present the Rosaries to her parents.
For her part, Kim Davis was apparently shocked and delighted to discover that the Pope was one of her many adoring fans. “I was humbled to meet Pope Francis,” she said. “Of all people, why me? I never thought I would meet the Pope. Who am I to have this rare opportunity? I am just a County Clerk who loves Jesus and desires with all my heart to serve him.”
Oh word? Secret Pope Meetings in Washington DC? Thats what Kim Davis is doing these days? I wonder if Obama was there too. Maybe Putin? We know Putin would love her. Maybe Jesus Christ himself showed up at the Secret Pope Meeting between a fucking fat slob marriage license clerk and the Most Powerful Man On Earth. Easter Bunny was in the corner taking minutes. Santa Claus was the mediator.
Get the fuck out of my face with this. That hillbilly sloth would burst into flames if she got within 100 yards of il Papa. Pope aint handing out Rosaries to just anybody. That goes to little kids with cancer and stuff. Not some chick who hates gays. Have you even met Pope Frank? Dude loves fucking gays. Theres a chance the Pope is actually just straight up gay. Hes like 5 minutes away from coming out of the closet. So if you believe that Kim Davis was granted an audience to the Holy See in some covert bunker that nobody else was around to see or document, you might be the dumbest person on this planet. Every single step the Pope took was filmed, photographed, and documented. Except for the special meeting with the obese hick!
Oh but KFC! The “Vatican Confirmed it!” -
NPR - “I cannot not deny the meeting took place but I have no comments to add,” Vatican spokesman Father Federico Lombardi said in Italian Wednesday. Previously, the Vatican said it would neither confirm nor deny the meeting happened; we’ve updated this post with the more direct response. “I never thought I would meet the Pope,” Davis said via her legal team. “Who am I to have this rare opportunity? I am just a County Clerk who loves Jesus and desires with all my heart to serve him.” The meeting is said to have occurred last Thursday, the same day Francis addressed Congress. Davis was in Washington for another purpose: She received a Cost of Discipleship award at the Family Research Council’s Values Voter Summit on Friday night. The Vatican reached out to Davis several weeks ago to arrange the meeting, ABC reports.
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What do you think is more likely? That the Pope met with the Homo Hating Hog the same day as he addressed the fucking United States Congress? Or the Vatican saw this as an opportunity to get all the Bible Belt maniacs, who dont like this Pope because he’s liberal, back on board with il Papa? This is so fucking easy to see through. Throwing out “We can neither confirm or deny” like we’re talking about the existence of Area 51 or something. This is the biggest PR ploy ever and if you dont think so you’re a simpleton
The problem is, there are a lot of people who are the dumb enough to believe this and dumb enough to follow Kim Davis. And they’re all inbreds from Kentucky who love this big old gay bashing bitch. So I gotta tip my cap. Its like when you lie on the first day of school about what you did over the summer. Nobody can really prove you wrong because they werent there. Her lawyer was probably just like “Yo Kim we’re gonna tell everyone you met the Pope and they will believe you because theyre dumb and toothless.” Snake it til you make it.