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Ring the alarm, folks! We got a 4 alarm blaze!

Bro, don’t you know what team you’re playing? You think some snipes to the skates are going to stop the Blueshirts?

When I say those two descriptions of the Rangers and Devils fans absolutely nailed it, I mean they absolutely NAILED IT.

Looks like Feitelberg driving home drunk from a Blackout

Spend your entire life traveling the world, partying with celebrities and professional athletes. You're basically a rock star except instead of playing the guitar you wear white gloves and play Secret Service to a big 4 foot tall bowl

Not quite Manasquan. Not quite Belmar. Not quite Seaside. Is it gonna be 12? Is it gonna be 2? This is a big summer for Point Pleasant. If things go wrong you Jenkinsons fans might end up walking the board walk with no teeth and denim vests.

I'm out of the Yankee loop for like 2 days because of graduation and finals and shit and I come back to what looks like the losing side of a civil war battlefield.

The sheer fact that this initiative even exists (and the fact that it'll without a doubt fail miserably) is just one giant testament to the superiority of Ranger fans.

Its called playing possum you dumb dancing whores.

That dress looks like the black film strips inside a cassette tape, no?

Score one for the good guys! For the fun people of the world! The common folk of the world who just wanna get a little boozy, make some memories, and maybe make a baby as horses run around in circles

The Vegas Strip Steak. The Final Frontier of the beef carcass. This is like when they discover a new planet in our solar system or some shit. Sitting there right in front of our eyes the whole time and we just didn't know it existed

You know how many weird noises there are when you fuck? Balls slapping off butt cheeks and asses slapping off stomachs and grunting and moaning. That would drive this broad fucking insane. Get her "hot and tingly and anxious" and rile her up to the point that she straight up hate fucks me.

For weeks now I've been wonder if this roster of rookies and no names could keep competing at the level they've shown so far this season - if they're following DW and Terry Collins' example, I don't see why not.