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It Was 1975. I Was 19, Out of Control, & Living in South Florida With My Friend Moose...

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I posted the first blog entry about this time in my life (1975) on January 20, 2022, and followed it up six days later with part two. 

I got a great reaction to it; some even bugged me to keep it going, but I decided it wasn't time… 

Then, on March 14, 2024, I wrote We Smoked Weed & Sipped Bloody Marys Before Listening to Crazy Phil’s Bizarro Wisdom… about our next-door neighbor, Phil, on my phone in the middle of the night while I was trying to sleep on a short, narrow couch next to my wife at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston, where I've written a lot of my blogs over the last year…

At the time, I had no intention of continuing the series. But I enjoyed writing that blog entry so much I decided to do it, and I'm glad I did. 

While I'm busy writing the finale, I decided to post all the chapters to date so anybody who wants to can catch up. It's an easy read. 

I'm not sure if anybody has ever written a book on the Barstool blog before…  

Chapter 1: Hashish, Harness Racing, and "The Chinaman": High Times in 1975

Chapter 2: Raisin' Hell, Chasin' Skirt, and Closin' Bars: High Times in 1975 Continued…

Chapter 3: Do You Hope to Pluck This Dusky Jewel?

Chapter 4: Cindy Was Gripping an Unopened Bottle of Drambuie by its Neck and Smiling Wildly…

Chapter 5: Cindy's Tight-Fitting Pink Halter Top Had Every Guy in the Bar Bug-Eyed and Gulping Hard…

Chapter 6: Cindy and Mary Started Screaming, and Moose Was Begging Me to Slow Down…

Chapter 7: Despite the Eye Candy, Cindy and Mary Were Nothing but Trouble…

Chapter 8: She Had Dirty Blonde Hair, a Decent Rack, Perfect Ass, and Looked Damn Sexy in Her Faded Dungaree Shorts…

Chapter 9: Even Though We Could Only See Her From the Waist Up, We Both Knew She Had Some Hidden Talent…

Chapter 10: We Drank Heavily and Smoked Tons of Weed We Bought From the Hottie at the Fotomat…

Chapter 11: We Told Tom About the Hot Waitresses, and They Didn't Disappoint…

Chapter 12: Cindy Called. Butch was Back in Prison & She and Mary Needed a Place to Stay…

Chapter 13: The Probability of Having Sex With Cindy and Mary Was Always Looming…

Chapter 14: Moose Liked Having a Plaything, Especially One as Busty and Curvy as Cindy…

Chapter 15: Some Are Born to Sweet Delight, Some Are Born to the Endless Night…

Chapter 16: Just Another Lost Angel…

Chapter 17: She Had Dark Skin, Dark Eyes, Jet Black Hair, & a "Can't Keep Your Eyes Off of Rack"…

Chapter 18: Pat Lit Up the Room With Her Flaming Red Hair and Other Exceptionally Fine Assets…

Chapter 19: You Can Tell A Lot About a Bar by the Women Who Drink There & Some of the Redneck Women Looked Pretty Damn Good…

Chapter 20: We Were Living Hard & Fast, & When Things Got Tough, We Picked Up Stakes & Moved On…

Chapter 21: I Was Preparing to be Violently Handcuffed by an Angry Trooper in a Hurry to Book Me Before His Shift Ended…

Chapter 22: THE FINALE: We Drove 1,500 Miles, Avoided Arrest in Maryland, & Pushed a Stolen U-Haul Trailer into the Woods on Dover Road…

God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
Then you really might know what it's like (what it's like) 

Then you really might know what it's like (what it's like)

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That's a wrap…

*All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental…