Brittany Renner Is Going Viral For Saying She Doesn't Regret Any Of The 35 Men She's "Sucked, Fucked, Or Swallowed"
Let me start by saying it's not lost on me that my decisions in life have led me to a job where I'm blogging a story about Brittany Renner "sucking, fucking, and swallowing" at 2 AM on Christmas night. I wouldn't have it any other way. And with that being said, pageviews are pageviews and it's a race to the finish line for the year. You won't read this until the morning but just know these AI hands didn't stop working so you had something to read the morning after Christmas. Some call that pathetic, I call it built different.
Brittany Renner is no stranger to Barstool SPORTS blogs. A quick search brings up tons of blogs, from KFC blogging her teaming up with pornstar Teanna Trump back in 2018, to her showing up at Kentucky games, or even teaching Coach Prime's Jackson St team a thing or two about life. She's viral Vanessa, numbies Nicole, trending Tina, and I can give you a quick reason why:
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So that's why we're here today. A few months ago she went on Club Shay Shay, Shannon Sharpe's show and told him that her body count was 35. Hubbs wrote a blog about it back then if you're really curious to watch that clip:
Hubbs said he would never accuse her of lying, and neither would I. I believe her fully, and thank goodness, because today we finally got the answer we've been waiting for on if she regretted any of those encounters. I initially thought Daily Loud was just doing that typical thing where they lie for clicks to get some revenue from Elon Musk, considering they legitimately refuse to attribute ANYTHING they post. They could have made this up and it doesn't matter because they already got 5 million views on it. But, with some deep journalistic research that I for sure learned in capital J school, I found the clip!
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So there you have it. It's confirmed that Brittany is not rebranding herself, she doesn't regret a damn thing, and she's gonna get everything she wants like she always has. Queen behavior. J Cole told us we should always multiply by 3 but I'm not going to do that and instead I'll be on my way like a Pageviews bandit. I salute you Brittany.