I Ask For Literally Just One Quality In My Women: Be Able To Digest Gluten

Well this was the final straw. Just when I thought maybe Hannah and I would finally out work, I find out she's gluten free???? There's no coming back from this. What the fuck even is gluten anyway? Mind over matter here, sweetheart. If you can't digest gluten, I'll move on to another girl who can. 

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