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The College Football Playoff Is Here And I'm Spiteful As Fuck

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Well, well, well. We are HERE. 

First off, I'd like to clarify that I'm not spiteful that the games are actually being played today. I literally exist to cover college football (and now NFL, thanks to my guy Deion - shameless plug for The Pro Football Football Show.) So the Playoff is my favorite day of the CFB year. It's why the season is played. 

These games, however? 

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Before you all get into my mentions like the 'AgGieS dIdNt deSerVe sHit', set your hatred of me and A&M aside for a second. 

Unless you are an Ohio State or Notre Dame fan, do you REALLY think they have a shot to beat the goliaths of football on THIS stage?

The unbiased answer should be no, by the way. It's Alabama. It's Clemson. Cased closed. 

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If you want a great CFP Gambling Primer: Jack broke it ALL down.

But one of the best things about working at Barstool is that I don't have to be unbiased. So not only do I think they will win their respective games, I hope Alabama and Clemson molly whop the SHIT out of those other two. 

AND because we are a gambling company (ICYMI), my good friends over at Penn have helped me create my favorite parlay of the year thus far. 

For what it's worth, I received a text yesterday saying that my locks on the book are up 10 units. Take that for what you will.  

Starting out my 2021 gambling season with a SPITE pick! Love to see it. 

And we all know why. I'm not trying to hide it either. Sure, they deserved to be in more than A&M, but who cares. As Dan and Dave said… I can sit back and watch and fire off tweets without having to watch a potential blood bath involving my own team. Roll Tide and I love you, Trevor Lawrence. 

Pain: 

ANYWAY WE ARE MOVING PAST THAT.

We also go into both semis IN DEPTH on the latest episode of Unnecessary Roughness, along with the other bowl games and who will have an insufferable offseason: