The Patriots Are The Worst Liars On The Planet

Baaaaaaahahahaha. Hilarious. Remember when the Ravens were crucified for supposedly lying about elevator tapes (which they did not do, that was all on Goodell) and whatnot? And Portnoy and his merry men threw darts at the city of Baltimore for weeks on end? Well Steve Bisciotti and company never came CLOSE to producing a steaming pile of hot poop like this wellsreportcontext.com. Obviously deflated footballs and left hooks are apples and oranges, so don’t get it twisted people with small brains and poor reading comprehension, but that paragraph right there is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. It’s pure nonsense. It straight up insults the intelligence of anyone who reads above a 4th grade level. They honestly expect people to believe that? Lawyers and consultants and people with all sorts of advanced degrees sat down and that’s what they came up with? Absolutely hysterical.

It all just goes to show the Patriots think their shit doesn’t stink and think the rules of basic society don’t apply to them. They’ve treated this whole investigation as if it’s a joke from the start, so the NFL came down hard on them. As they should have. Now they’re just knocking down whatever supposed wall it is that Portnoy is trying so hard to protect. They’re just digging themselves a deeper hole. Which, in some ways, was exactly what the Ravens did in September. I’m not proud of how the Ravens handled their situation, but never did it get this fucking silly. If I’m Goodell, I start docking the Pats a first-rounder for every day they continue with this bullshit, like a Mom counting down from 10 for her kid to get to his room. Gotta treat children like children.

And PS: Remember with this meme was going around the Internet?

The same day the Patriots signed multiple time woman beater Fred Davis? Where was the blog about that? The Patriot Way!