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So, I believe this young lady has been featured in a comment-less Barstool Smokeshow post on at least one occasion before, but I wonder how she'll fare now that the comment floodgates are open.

Australian Holly-Daze Coffey is a professional surfer (or at least she used to be... I really don't care).  She spends most of her time nowadays posting thirst-trappy pics on social media, and she caught my eye with this random shot of her poolside with a double tan line.

I have had double tan lines in the past, but only after consecutive golf shirts crept differently up the sides of my meaty (fatty) biceps.  And I wrote about them once before…

On top of the tan lines and the countless videos/pictures taken of her from behind, Holly-Daze offers us something more… Attractive siblings.

Her 20-year-old sister Ruby-Lee Coffey, who, like me, proudly claims to be a feminist on her Instagram page…

Then there's 25-year-old Ellie-Jean Coffey who, like me, has an adorable birthmark on her belly (although mine is covered in thick gray hair)…

Then there is 17-year-old Bonnie-Lou Coffey who, like me… Well… I really don't have anything in common with a 17-year-old surfer, so I will be careful not to objectify her any more than she cares to objectify herself on Instagram.

Here's Bonnie-Lou with the aforementioned Holly-Daze…

And there may be more sisters, but I will let you do the legwork on them.  But know that one of the Coffey girls' "most favoritest things in the whole big world" to do is take group pictures from behind… And for good reason.  They are very good at it.

This one is from their Christmas card…

This is from Earth Day…

This is from a random Tuesday…

So I would expect the comment section to judge these seemingly lovely young ladies individually or as a group, and I will be disappointed if no one offers any innuendo that takes advantage of their first or last names.

Such as…

"I'd like to spend the Holly-Daze between her legs."

or…

"I like my (legally aged) Coffey with my dick in it."

These are just two mouth-breathing examples, but perhaps you can do better.

Either way, enjoy this little sibling thunder from down under…

… and take a report.

-Large


Today is Wednesday, so I have a couple of things hitting today.

- A new episode of Twisted History drops today… This week, Vibbs and I cover some of the most fucked up prisons in the world.  

- The latest Podfathers also drops tonight where I tell Clem all about the sewage pipe that exploded in my basement on Sunday morning.  

- I co-host today's edition of the Token CEO podcast with Erika because she needed someone very old and unhealthy to talk about plagues.

And, finally, one of the guests on this week's Mind Your Business still has an active deal for my listeners where you get 25% off their whole portfolio, including my favorite bottle of wine… That deal ends this Sunday, and that link can be found within the blog.