Man U Player Jesse Lingard Is Spending Quarantine Texting A Playboy Model Who Has A Self-Proclaimed Ass That 'Brings Good Luck To Teams'

There are a couple ways to spend quarantine. You can bitch and moan about being locked up. You can complain that life is weird. OR you can start texting with a Playboy model who has a self-proclaimed lucky ass. You know what option I'm taking? The one that Manchester United's Jesse Lingard is doing - texting Laura Bragato to help pass the time. And sure, they may have been friends before all of this - but if you don't think Lingard is trying to *ahem* rub that luck off her ass for Man U, you're crazy? If the EPL picks back up, Man U would be sitting 5th in the table. That doesn't get you into Champion's League. 

But let's get to the real story here. The lucky ass. Now, it is self-proclaimed but it dates back to 2018: 

Bragato claimed in 2018 that her "lucky bum" would help Italy beat England - but the matched ended 1-1.

Ahead of that match, she said: "Of course, I will be supporting Italy on Tuesday.

"Especially this year as we are not playing in the World Cup. My favourite player for Italy is Patrick Cutrone. I am friends with him.

"For England it's Jesse Lingard, and he is a friend of mine as well.

"I hope to bring good luck with my lucky bum to my team, even though England have a great team.

How lucky can this ass be if it led to a 1-1 tie? Let's investigate. Apparently it worked to help beat Tottenham: 

"And people have been saying that my bum brings good luck, so I felt like sharing that first photo in support of Roma, who were playing that night.

"And it worked. So people started asking me to do the same for their favourite team each week, and it became so popular in such little time."

I don't know why, but I believe her yo.