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NSFW: I Think My Fabulous Nipples Got Barstool Folks Kicked Off A YouTube Livestream With Mike Busey Of The Sausage Castle

It was fun while it lasted...

There were many isolation party options last night online between KFC's Friday Night Pints, Hard Factor's #LockDownTurnUp meetup, and my own paint & sip with Bob Ross (wild). 

Because of my own livestream I missed the chance to hop on KFC's but was able to jump into Hard Factor's. Instead of lasting one hour it went on for three & escalated quickly... At certain points the following were involved:

Hard Factor pod (Wes, Will, Mark, Pat)

PFT

Marty Mush

Ria & Hank

Rapper Trinidad James

Bizz Nasty

Saint Anne & Large

Barstool Pat

Me & Spork

Mike Busey of the Sausage Castle

That last guest was exciting for me. If you hear me on radio or read my blogs you know I get OBSESSED and go down rabbit holes of eccentric and/or colorful people & unique lifestyles, and I've been following Busey's trajectory ever since Vice featured him in this article back in 2015:

He came back on my radar big time this year because each Veterans Day he throws a big party that promises veterans 'a night of free haircuts, BBQ and Blow Jobs'. We did a segment about that on ZeroBlog30, people got a kick out of it, and I fell back into following along. I even reached out to him through DMs saying I hoped to interview him in the near future, and he was super nice but it fizzled out as we got busy with life. 

As I was a couple drinks in I don't quite recall what exactly brought him into conversation on the Hard Factor livestream last night, but it probably had something to do with how that pod does 'Florida Man Fridays' and Busey is peak 'Florida Man'. A lightbulb went off in my head. I figured it was a crapshoot but I texted him like a crazy person. 

To be honest I had zero clue how many people were watching on YouTube but I was hoping to make the sell. True to form he was super nice yet again & replied,

Next thing you know Busey had entered the chat & gave us a full tour of his wildly decorated house; walls covered in guns, a hallway made of plants, thrones, stripper poles, bars…. At one point he went out to a large Moroccan tent in his backyard, opened the flap & there was a full on party going on. (Am sure they've all been isolating together so they're like, totally fine.) And when the tour was done PFT got out his guitar & we butchered an Oasis song together. 

I was extremely jazzed to say the least, I love when wacky worlds collide. To show how delighted I was, this was my face looked like while Large explained his love for wife (Saint) Anne to Busey:

…And then Busey took his shirt off (I think someone dared him to?) so for whatever reason we all took our shirts off in solidarity. Well, sort of. I went & grabbed one I'd bought around 4:30am in New Orleans last year. Either way, the nips on that shirt were POPPIN'.

Next thing you know people were reaching out with bad news…

There were several schools of thought… One being that we nailed the Oasis song so damn well that YouTube thought it was the actual song & kicked us off for copyright violations. The other being that at one point during a tour of The Sausage Castle a man leapt behind a sex swing with nothing but a small thong on. And the final, and most likely, being my bedazzled New Orleans nipples. 

A sad state of affairs to lose it all indeed, especially after three really fun hours with some extremely interesting people.  

Whoever made those rules is a lame-o and I think the King of the Sausage Castle would agree - none of this would be a problem if we could just finally #freethenipple.